Define This!

A group of cards etc. dumped onto the market at the same time in hopes of stimulating demand for a shitty game eg. Yu-Gi-Oh!, Pokémon, Digimon, Buffy the Trading Card Game, Rage, Vampire, Burning Sands, Star Sisters Colectable Trading Charm and Card Game (srsly) etc. Also applies to D&D, Star Wars et al minatures.

Market

 

The place where you bought all these games.
Pokecenter.

 

See: Teddy Bear Hospital (noun)

Article

 

Article: Teh.

Beaver.

 

Dam builder.

Dam

 

You shouldn't swear!
Bitch.

 

Female dog.

Cock

 

It's what you do after reloading.

Ass.

 

This farm animal isn't as stupid as it is percieved to be.

Random

 

If my toenails were made of peanut butter, I would shave them.

Potato.

 

PO-TA-TOES! Boil'em, mash'em, stick'em in a stew!

Ring

 

All purpose tool: can rule, find, bring in, and bind multiple objects.

Isengard.

 

Where the bad guy hides.

Eye

 

A very vulnerable part of the body. Apply spoon for instant blindness.
fhwdgads.

 

A random string of letters.

Fhqwhgads.

 

I asked my friend Joe and I asked my friend Jake, they said it was fhwdgads.
Cracker.

 

Yummy.

Crown

 

Probably worth more than the Queen (of England) who wears it.
Sword.

 

Has two parts, you hold the short one and put the long pointy one into people.

Long

 

Long: a type of sword.
Redundancy.