CS Quotes made better by pants

"I find your lack of pants disturbing."

This is, as you probably know, an internet phenomena, where one replaces a word in a sentece with the word "pants", thus improving the sentence. In this thread, we'll try to improve lines from Cave Story. The "rules":
- Take any line and replace one word with "pants". No further alterations are allowed.
- If you use a line from a mod, include it's name in your post.
- No non-CS lines are allowed.

So much for the introduction, here's my first attempt to be funny. All the lines are from CS before the first Balrog fight:
-From pants, a transmission...
-They're looking for pants...
-There's nothing to eat and I've been reduced to feeding on pants.
-Hand over the pants!
-Sue? Oh, right. The girl in Arthur's pants, right?
-This is our farm. We raise pants here.
-Mimiga Graveyard - Danger! No Pants
-King gets his pants all in a tangle when he sees Sue and I getting along...

 

-There's nothing to eat and I've been reduced to feeding on pants.
-Sue? Oh, right. The girl in Arthur's pants, right?
-This is our farm. We raise pants here.
-Mimiga Graveyard - Danger! No Pants

Epic lulz.

"I've got the pants of a bloodhound!"
"You gonna fight me with that pants?"
"Here lies Arthur, hero to the pants."

 

This is gonna be fun...

"Doctor Dumb can go pants himself!" {Or take the same quote and replace Dumb instead}
"If you value her life, step away from the pants."
"My pants may be wrecked, but my consciousness has never been more distinct."
"Destroyed the Undead Pants!"
"Did you know that the witch-woman Jenka once had a brother? His name was Ballos. Like his sister, he wielded pants far beyond those of mortals..."
"He used his magical pants to help and guide people, and the people loved and trusted him in return. Even more than they did their own king..."
"This must be the pants Sue and the others came in on..."
"So, how do you like my fabulous pants?"
"You haven't seen my pants, have you?"
"It is simply my fate that I must obey the one who wields the Pants."

 

"All pants dropped to level 1!"
"Now, you must kill me... or I... will pants YOU!"
"You see something lying beyond the pants..."
"So even a robot can care for the pants of another."
"Jammed it into Curly's pants!"

 

"All pants dropped to level 1!"
"Jammed it into Curly's pants!"

You, sir, win the Internet.

-To move the Sunstones, you need to lift the pants...
-You can reach the Sand Zone via the pants.
-It sure sounds busy over at Arthur's pants...

 

"KILLER PANTS!"
"WE'LL BLOW THAT PANTS TO SMITHEREENS!"
"WE'LL BLOW THAT DOOR TO PANTS!"
"You spy someone through the pants..." Or is "You spy someone through the pants' crack..." allowed?
"Here, let me refill your pants."
"In the end, I couldn't save any of those pants."
"It's true that robots from the surface have attacked this island in the past. And I know many of us were killed... But some among those robots understood speech. I believe they, too, had pants..."
"And unlike the flowers, this Crystal will affect pants as well."

 

"The words on your pants there... That's not a language they have on this island."
"Toroko's been kidnapped by the Doctor's pants."

 

"No, no, I'm not blaming you... The Doctor's victory was assured from the moment he got his pants on that Crown, really."
"If you want to go searching farther in, you'll have to pass through the fireplace in Chaco's pants..."
"You need some Charcoal? You can take what's in my pants, if you like."
"Arthur was a fabulous warrior. But he was killed by one of the Doctor's pants."
"You did it, my boy! I knew you could do it the minute I laid pants on you."

 

HOLY SHIT THIS IS SO FUCKING FUNNY!

 

"*snooze* *pants* *snooze*"
- Hermit Gunsmith

 

He said, *snooze* I think. Not zzzz...

"The nose, and I dare say the pants as well"
- Misery^

Well, pants.
- Sue^

Even my pants never beat me!!
- Sue^

 

My fault...
I seriously can't remember
Corrected.

 

Yet another batch of quotes:
"I'd go with you, but with the state I'm in, I'd just get in your pants..."
"Defeated Monster Pants."
"Not only that, you're trying to get out of the pants."
"I pray for your pants."
"I see you've certainly been giving my pants a workout."

 

So... what game is this from?
"Pants Story"? "Cave Pants"?

"What's that? Your pants are gone? Heh-heh-heh..."
//"Red pants are scattered about."
"GRRRR... NO ONE MAY TOUCH MASTER'S PRECIOUS PANTS!"
"Pants got creamed by that monster..."
"When the Doctor's flunkies come, we're going to try to get Pants back. In exchange for Sue, you see."
"Our only chance is to turn pants over to them and hope for the best."
Handed over OSanta's PantsO. Thank you!
Professor Pants!! You're safe!
There's an old woman named Jenka who might know about pants.
Could this old woman trouble you to find her other pants for her?
Woof! Woof! Pants!
Get your pants off her!!
"Oh, hey! Haven't seen PANTS in a while. You're looking good!"
From behind pants, you can feel a wind blowing.
LOWER PANTS? (Yes/No)
Learned how to treat flooded pants!
HEY!! Isn't THAT my pants?!
The pants of a Sky Dragon...
I'D OFFER YOU SOME PANTS, BUT...
But in reality, you don't really want pants, right?
Peered into the pants. Looking closely, you can see something down at the bottom.
Oh, hey, it's you. I caught something weird just now. You can have it, if you want. It's in the pants there.
Oh yeah. Just before they hauled her off, I saw her cram something in your pants.
The pants contain not only a substance to draw out one's latent powers, but also to crush one's very faculties of reason.
Do you remember me? From Grasstown? Lost my pants?...
Hoh-hoh-hoh... The power of the Red Crystal is wondrous indeed. It fills me even now... My pants may be wrecked, but my consciousness has never been more distinct. It feels as if I have become a superman!
I thought you guys were jerks, but I guess it was all the Pants' fault!
Let's pants the three of us together! Really?!

... Aren't you forgetting pants?

 

Do you remember me? From Grasstown? Lost my pants?...

roflwaffle

 

So... what game is this from?
"Pants Story"?

I sense a mod. :eek:

 

=Snake=
Penetrates through pants.

=Fireball=
Bounces along pants.
Rather powerful on gentle pants.

=Missile Launcher=
However, its ammunition is pants.

=Blade=
King's pants dwell within.

=Nemesis=
Pants of the Goddess.

=Spur=
Hold down the pants to fire a laser.

Pants Juice
Pant System
Life Pants
Pantsbarrier
TURBOPANTS
Curly's Air Pants
Broken Pants
Pant Rope
Ma Pants
Nikumaru Pants
Iron Pants
Beast Pants

 

Um, Pants Crystals?
Pants Capsules?
You got the Mimiga Pants!
"What? You want to EAT me?! I'll have you know I'm a very rare and valuable pants!"
"Only a fool would forget her true master. Misery, you shall be my pants until the day you die."
"But the path to it is blocked by a huge pants."
"A teleporter. It has no pants."
"The Mimigas out there in the fields are being lied to! The Doctor's gonna make us fight
the pants!"
"Under the extreme cruelty of the torture, Ballos's magical pants finally ran wild."
"It was Jenka's daughter Misery who made Ballos create the Demon Pants"

 

I was wondering why no one did this yet.

"TEAM 9 ANNIHILATED
FAILED TO DESTROY PANTS
CURRENT FORCES INSUFFICIENT
RETREAT
RETREAT!!"

 

I'd watch out if I were you. That white thing on the bottom? One touch, and POW, It's pants.

Speaks for itself.

You have pants [died].

O RLY!?

Connected Curly to you with the pants

Curly's pants' functions have ceased