CS Assassin

I also have evidence that Commander bought a cloning device from Pigaro's 99 cent store last night (the evidence is the cloning device in his house). This way he could be in two places at once. Now, why would he need to do that...?

 

So that way I can have two minimum wage jobs.

 

And is this minimum wage job a job as an assassin?

 

No. One of them is being a pizza cutter (for the large sword), and the other one is being a busboy.

 

A bus boy? For a town of nine (well, eight now)?

 

(Still 9, since I cloned myself)

I go out of town for busboying, and thats why I have to clone myself because I can't do both jobs at the same time.

 

Well, it seems we'll have to kill both you and your clone if you are guilty.
Now about Jed; a couple days ago he asked me to make him a HOOKSHOT. When I said I was too busy, he sadly walked away. But why would he need a hookshot in the first place? It would be the perfect getaway tool.

 

Well, it seems we'll have to kill both you and your clone if you are guilty.
Now about Jed; a couple days ago he asked me to make him a HOOKSHOT. When I said I was too busy, he sadly walked away. But why would he need a hookshot in the first place? It would be the perfect getaway tool.

We aren't a rich people. Perhaps he was trying to reach a treasure chest? Or maybe he dug up a grave in an attempt to hide the body and found one in an underground obstacle course in a race with a ghost. It would explain his escape.

 

Well, that's...odd.
So, why were you being questioned, hmm? Quite a coincidence to be tried for two murders in two days.

You're right, it IS suspicious. Especially when you're the one who's accused me of both! And quoting Ganondorf to say that both Jersey and I must die? Of all of us, YOU are the one who's expressed a deathwish for other townspeople...

 

have we decided on someone to kill yet?

 

Well, it seems we'll have to kill both you and your clone if you are guilty.
Now about Jed; a couple days ago he asked me to make him a HOOKSHOT. When I said I was too busy, he sadly walked away. But why would he need a hookshot in the first place? It would be the perfect getaway tool.

Sigh... if you must know, I was going to bounce it off a wall and try to pull the weasel off my face. Desperate times call for desperate measures.

On a side note, everyone, I think the murderer would probably be trying to keep the townspeople suspecting as many other people as possible, both to turn the townspeople against each other and to protect himself.
...Isn't that right, LUNARSOUL?

 

...I have no idea what you're talking about!

 

...I have no idea what you're talking about!

Oh my. I thought I knew you LunarSoul. But I guess not.

 

You are being awfully willing to get one of us killed, NARSO...

 

Oh, but you DO! Throwing around wild accusations, citing random details that you claim are indisputable evidence, and accusing half the town of being the murderer...
What could you possibly accomplish by drawing suspicion to so many people? Unless it's just a ruse to cover up your own crime, and get rid of anyone inconvenient.

 

votes time!

vote on who you think is the killer here. Whoever gets the most votes gets executed.

 

I vote Lunar.

 

I would like to join this in the next round

 

The killer is clearly JetHawk

 

LUNARSOUL.