Cave Story, the movie?

let's not.

 

Nominate the 9th thread of the same thing for those "Thread Awards". Sure.

 

Someone Nominate this for the Thread awards. I would, but to start, I don't know what they're called, and I'm also a filthy regular.

"The Kanpachis" is an annual thing, so you're going to have to wait around for 10 months at least.

 

"The Kanpachis" is an annual thing, so you're going to have to wait around for 10 months at least.

Oh crap, I think I missed last year's, awards, can I get a link?

 

(maybe I'm being a jerky snarkosaurus, but honestly...)

 

You are, but I think that might be appropriate in this case.

Honestly, the search function doesn't even work properly in some instances. It cuts off words, doesn't highlight everything you input in the search bar, etc.

 

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Thank you Coffee! What a dear this one is.

On the topic:
Cave Story would make an awful movie, no matter what you did it would probably end up cheesy. Because it's a story that would last 6-8 hours, with dialogue and non-rushed expositions. That's why it'd make a better animated TV or Mini-series.

And if anyone's going to write a script for this shit, it's me;

[Enter Balrog, something that I can't describe and will only see in my nightmares]
BALROG:
Huzzah!
???:
...
BALROG:
You don't really look like a rabbit, so, just stay there, while I kidnap this kid.
???:
...
BALROG:
Jesus Christ, guy, would you say something? You're creeping me out.
???:
...
[Enter MISERY, a sexy, sexy, sexy, sexy witch]
MISERY:
Hey, *expletive*head, what's taking so long?
BALROG:
This guy, he's just staring at me.
???:
...
MISERY:
Whatever, kill him
[BALROG blasts ??? with missiles]
THE END.