Cave Story In Real Life

I would probably be Kazuma. If i were stuck somewhere, i would instant message somebody until im free... OH and the fact that i would probably escape off of the island on a dragon without a lot of other people.

 

Had I been Kazuma, I would've bred enough of the dragons to save every living man on the island.

 

There were only three men on the Island, and one of them was trying to commit genocide. I think Kazuma did alright, considering that explosion he had to deal with.

 

Four actually. One was trying to commit genocide, one was trying to smash the Island into the ground, the other two were pretty sane.

 

I didn't count Ballos as a man. He's something else, I'm not sure what. Probably a giant ball of eyes.
Would that be cool in real life?

 

And we're not counting Itoh as a man?

 

Hmm... I guess Ballos and Itoh should be either both counted or both not counted, since they're both men that have been transformed into something else.

 

I say they shouldn't. Itoh's fate was sealed as soon as he became a mimiga, so there'd be no need to waste time breeding extra dragons for someone who's doomed anyway. Also, breeding a dragon for Ballos would not only defeat the purpose of the Seal Chamber, but it would also deny Ballos's wish to be killed.

 

With modern science, we can fix his condition!

As long his respiratory tract stays in perfect health

 

In case no one has done so I call the "Docter dumb can screw himself" mimiga.

 

I'd say I would be Misery....or maybe Jenka.

Or Mahin. Totally.

I dunno. You tell me.

 

I'd say I would be Misery....or maybe Jenka.

Or Mahin. Totally.

I dunno. You tell me.

Mahin.

...

 

Me? Why none other than the Chin Fish. Even Kanpachi was affected by the plot in the sense that he had to fish at the plantation instead of the village. The story has no bearing whatsoever on the Chin Fish, however.

 

Me? Why none other than the Chin Fish. Even Kanpachi was affected by the plot in the sense that he had to fish at the plantation instead of the village. The story has no bearing whatsoever on the Chin Fish, however.

That's true. Chinfish even comes back if you shoot him.
Gentlemen, I believe we have found a badder ass than Kanpachi.

 

On the contrary, while Chinfish comes back if you shoot it, Kanpachi can't get shot at all. And if the ability to regenerate after being shot is the main criterion for badassery, then every single non-boss enemy in Cave Story (except The Door) must be just like insanely badass.

 

Plus, the Chin Fish has been in the pond that Kanpachi was fishing in for an indeterminate amount of time, without being caught, despite being stationary. We can assume Kanpachi doesn't do catch and release, because being caught by Kanpachi would kill anything.

 

On the contrary, while Chinfish comes back if you shoot it, Kanpachi can't get shot at all. And if the ability to regenerate after being shot is the main criterion for badassery, then every single non-boss enemy in Cave Story (except The Door) must be just like insanely badass.

It's not. They're not. Chako can't be shot either, is she on the same level of badassery as Kanpachi? And Kanpachi doesn't hurt anything in the game. Chinfish is a dealer of pain.

 

Specifically, I'd say you're Santa.
I mean, you're a bit of a pyro, you're probably gonna live alone down the way from a purple-furred whore, and you obviously have a deathtrap in your closet.

Let me just add in that the whore thinks Santa is a scaredy-cat.

 

Hermit Gunsmith,

Fuck Yer,

Or Quote,

Maybe King,

Fuck He Dies,

Hermit Gunsmith.

 

Ballos. If you've heard my evil laugh, know how I would deal with things in REAL life, you'd KNOW I'd be Ballos.