Cave Story Erotic Literature

I got off my lazy ass and made a ff.net account. Due to the retarded 2 day waiting period though, I can't submit it now.

But that way you guys can read my monstrosity easier.

...What should it be named?

 

Oh yeah and DragonBoots you're not allowed to write any erotica. For every word of batshit insane fetish stuff you type, an orphan kills a puppy.

I.
Will not.
Be censored!
-Sparta kick-

 

It should be named "Kazuma, Quote and Sue Have an Incredibly Sexy Orgy After They Escape from Mimiga Island". So that you know what you're about to read.

 

It should be named "Kazuma, Quote and Sue Have an Incredibly Sexy Orgy After They Escape from Mimiga Island". So that you know what you're about to read.

I was referring to the one I already wrote.

But that title is hilarious.

 

Oh, well, the only title I can think of for your recent story is "Robo Juice", which just goes to show I'm not very good at making up serious titles for erotica.

 

Oil delivery.

 

WIN.
"Kazuma and Quote Having Gay Sex On the Back of a Sky Dragon"?

 

"Kazuma and Quote Having Gay Sex with the Sky Dragon"?

 

BUT THEY DIDN'T. READ THE STORY. MISLEADING TITLES ARE MISLEADING.

 

Change the story.
STOP THE PRINTERS

 

OR WRITE A NEW STORY.
OH WAIT SHE'S ALREADY DOING THAT ONLY IT'S GOING TO BE BETTER AND DIFFERENT. WHY AM I TALKING IN CAPS.
On Thursday I will begin my fan fiction.
Also, 1,234 posts. YEAH.

 

Way to provide background, Jacob. I was just going go right into people having sex, but your way works better.

 

I know you are, Jacob. I know you are. But it's still going to be rape. So you lose points for that in my books. But you don't get to read my books.

 

With King, it's never a surprise.
Jokes. I respect him now that I'm writing a story (not the dirty kind) about him.

 

Continued from Jacob :3

Spoiler

King, sheathed his blade, and began to walk towards the Assembly Hall, and Toroko was inside. King slowly crept up the jagged rocks and approached the hall. He laid his hand on the doorknob, thinking whether he should have intercourse with Toroko, although she hasn't matured.
King, thought thoroughly and his emotional desires for Toroko had overwhelmed him, he pushed the door bit by bit, and peeking through to see the lovely Toroko he always saw. But, no one was inside! He bashed open the door and threw everything around, finding Toroko when he heard some noises.
He tracked the source of the noise and wet to the fireplace. 'It must be the stupid fake wood again.' King thought to himself, he tried to relit the fire, but saw Jack and Toroko all the way inside the fireplace, the secret compartment only Jack and King knew.
Toroko was sitting on Jack and King asked,'What are you doing, Jack?' Jack scratched his head and said,'Oh, I'm protecting Toroko from the Doctor!'. King thought, nodded and lit the firepace again, this time caring more for the safety of Toroko and guarding the door.
He wanted to ask Jack whether he locked up the cemetery when he saw Jack long meatstick penetrating Toroko's tender pussy...

 

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3034271/7/Dying_Roses

 

Gaajashin: Make it stop, please.
Cheese: That's awesome. I kinda skimmed until... near the end... but the boring parts looked good too.

 

Continued from Jacob :3

Spoiler

King, sheathed his blade, and began to walk towards the Assembly Hall, and Toroko was inside. King slowly crept up the jagged rocks and approached the hall. He laid his hand on the doorknob, thinking whether he should have intercourse with Toroko, although she hasn't matured.
King, thought thoroughly and his emotional desires for Toroko had overwhelmed him, he pushed the door bit by bit, and peeking through to see the lovely Toroko he always saw. But, no one was inside! He bashed open the door and threw everything around, finding Toroko when he heard some noises.
He tracked the source of the noise and wet to the fireplace. 'It must be the stupid fake wood again.' King thought to himself, he tried to relit the fire, but saw Jack and Toroko all the way inside the fireplace, the secret compartment only Jack and King knew.
Toroko was sitting on Jack and King asked,'What are you doing, Jack?' Jack scratched his head and said,'Oh, I'm protecting Toroko from the Doctor!'. King thought, nodded and lit the firepace again, this time caring more for the safety of Toroko and guarding the door.
He wanted to ask Jack whether he locked up the cemetery when he saw Jack long meatstick penetrating Toroko's tender pussy...

Oh hawt.
:3

 

Huzzah!

So I swing by in my usual lurky manner, and find this in my face! And well, I can't just stand by and watch without bringing mine to the table!

Oh, but first... I must high-five Wild Desu for both writing an awesome fic and paving the way for more here.

Now... I present you with delicious Sakamoto incest, of Kazuma and his hot-yet-34less mother, Momorin.

 

You know what I just realized? Incest is disgusting. I mean it's very well written and all, but it's just not for me.