Cave Story Erotic Literature

I SHOULDN'T EVEN HAVE TO SAY THIS BUT THIS THREAD IS PRETTY FRIGGIN 18A.

We're not even pretending to have a family friendly forum so let's put all our Cave Story-related sexy words in this thread. I hope to see more being made now that this thread exists! But link to it, don't actually post your stories in the forum. We have standards. They're lying around my room somewhere, but I know we've got them.
Anyway, this is not pornography and you don't have to read it if it offends you. Lowell.

 

Pronography is kinda forbidden here.

 

Good thing we don't have any of that here. And if it is against the rules then this thread will be deleted and nothing will come of it.

 

Thanks for having the balls to make this CF, I appreciate it :]

 

His balls will break.
When I get SP stop playing StarCraft.

 

SP is playing StarCraft.

...For which Voidmage_Lowell can be blamed...

 

Not really.

 

Come to think of it, has Lowell even been around lately? Maybe we scared him away XD

 

More likely he found something better to do. Like make crappy SC maps, or his dumb SMW mod.

 

or maybe he just died.
Let us sit together and pray.

 

No, he signs on every once in a while.
Anyway, as for the topic of this thread, I will be writing some of my own. It will suck. You will laugh. Good times will be had by all.
Here is a recently done submission of Wild Desu's.

 

I would be an asshole, if I would write an abuse mail
Get a better place to host that

And where is the promised gayness?

 

Well, that one creation of mine was labelled as erotica, though I'm not really sure if it's accurate...

 

I would be an asshole, if I would write an abuse mail
Get a better place to host that

And where is the promised gayness?

What do you mean? It IS gay. >_>

 

Come to think of it, has Lowell even been around lately? Maybe we scared him away XD

Lowell is playing SC with SP over B-net.
=/

 

No way. You lie.
Deleting this thread won't get rid of the Cave Story erotica. It'll pop up other places. And if Gardebiter approves of that "What IS sexy?" thread, this one should be fine.

 

Lowell is playing SC with SP over B-net.

No.

(00:04:29) S. P. Gardebiter:
MOM
(00:04:30) S. P. Gardebiter:
STARCRFAT
(00:04:31) S. P. Gardebiter:
EORAGKWEo
(00:04:32) S. P. Gardebiter:
KACKEN
(00:04:32) S. P. Gardebiter:
ÄH
(00:04:33) S. P. Gardebiter:
ZOCKEN
(00:04:34) S. P. Gardebiter:
ÄH
(00:04:35) S. P. Gardebiter:
PENISE
(00:04:39) Schokobecher:
Online? D:
(00:04:45) S. P. Gardebiter:
nein
(00:04:46) S. P. Gardebiter:
wieso? o,o

Go figure.

Oh and Cpt. Fable... thingy:
Don't take it too serious :3
I approve this thread.
Even when the first "chapter" isn't thaaaaat gay.

 

I didn't see Gardebiter mention Lowell anywhere.

 

(00:04:39) Schokobecher:
Online? D:
(00:04:45) S. P. Gardebiter:
nein

Go figure. again.
He is playing with Sakuya and Patchouli. via LAN. at his home.

 

Oh yeah and DragonBoots you're not allowed to write any erotica. For every word of batshit insane fetish stuff you type, an orphan kills a puppy.