beta stories

Share stories in which you acted like a total beta male (or beta female).

>sit in bus
>hot girl makes eye contact, smiles
>do nothing
>leave in next stop, go home

 

I don't get it.

 

What if we still are beta males? What then, Woddenrat?

 

I don't get it either. But it seems like we are all still beta males/females.

And ugh stop with the fucking >

 

Share stories in which you acted like a totally normal person that doesn't have a testosterone imbalance.

Fixed that for you.

 

You're supposed to share stories in which you acted like an awkward nerd.

 

The waittress gave me my food, and said "enjoy your meal!"
I said "you too!"

 

So this should basically be a "Socially Awkward Penguin Macro Thread"

 

So this should basically be a "Socially Awkward Penguin Macro Thread"

I have an entire folderful of SAP original content, this should be a fun thread.

 

Oh fun.

 

 

God dammit I can't believe you guys don't know what beta stories are.

http://chanarchive.org/4chan/b/1941...ing-behind-cute-girl-20-minutes-to-work-up-sa

 

Oh right, beta opposed to alpha. I see what they did there.

Still, greentext

 

Enough greentext.
Also, I don't like whining about how non-alpha my life is, especially when I'm fairly certain none of our lives are as beta as such stories would suggest.

 

Enough greentext.
Also, I don't like whining about how non-alpha my life is, especially when I'm fairly certain none of our lives are as beta as such stories would suggest.

Though we all have stories of pure embarrassment to share...

 

God dammit I can't believe you guys don't know what beta stories are.

http://chanarchive.org/4chan/b/1941...ing-behind-cute-girl-20-minutes-to-work-up-sa

I knew what they are.
Are you saying SAP isn't beta as fuck?

 

But who cares?
Those are mildy unimportant bumps in an otherwise smooth road.
You did something dumb, and you're embarrassed, Whoop-de-Doo. You're perfectly normal people, I don't wanna hear how you screwed up because I don't care, all I care about is what you do normally.

And I'm fairly certain you don't live a life of pure embarrassing mess-ups, at least I hope so.

 

But who cares?
Those are mildy unimportant bumps in an otherwise smooth road.
You did something dumb, and you're embarrassed, Whoop-de-Doo. You're perfectly normal people, I don't wanna hear how you screwed up because I don't care, all I care about is what you do normally.

And I'm fairly certain you don't live a life of pure embarrassing mess-ups, at least I hope so.

Fine, jeez, I just thought I'd bring something different to the S.P.O.T

Also your post was pretty alpha.

 

Since I don't really go outside or attempt to get guys/interact with guys that aren't my friends, I don't have stories.


And geez Cult, you seem pretty noticeably upset.

 

Oh god, I was lucky my parents weren't in the room to see that "Fuckbook" ad.

Ya gotta warn us about this stuff, WoodenRat!

I can't think of any stories at the moment, but I'll probably remember some later.