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Dec 26, 2011 at 1:10 PM
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Share stories in which you acted like a total beta male (or beta female).

>sit in bus
>hot girl makes eye contact, smiles
>do nothing
>leave in next stop, go home
 
Dec 26, 2011 at 1:42 PM
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I don't get it.
 
Dec 26, 2011 at 2:25 PM
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What if we still are beta males? What then, Woddenrat?
 
Dec 26, 2011 at 6:42 PM
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I don't get it either. But it seems like we are all still beta males/females.

And ugh stop with the fucking >
 
Dec 26, 2011 at 8:28 PM
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WoodenRat said:
Share stories in which you acted like a totally normal person that doesn't have a testosterone imbalance.

Fixed that for you.
 
Dec 26, 2011 at 11:18 PM
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You're supposed to share stories in which you acted like an awkward nerd.
 
Dec 26, 2011 at 11:35 PM
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Dec 26, 2011 at 11:43 PM
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So this should basically be a "Socially Awkward Penguin Macro Thread"
 
Dec 27, 2011 at 12:07 AM
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WD said:
So this should basically be a "Socially Awkward Penguin Macro Thread"

I have an entire folderful of SAP original content, this should be a fun thread.

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Dec 27, 2011 at 12:20 AM
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Oh fun.
 
Dec 27, 2011 at 12:32 AM
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Dec 27, 2011 at 1:37 AM
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Oh right, beta opposed to alpha. I see what they did there.

Still, greentext
 
Dec 27, 2011 at 1:44 AM
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Enough greentext.
Also, I don't like whining about how non-alpha my life is, especially when I'm fairly certain none of our lives are as beta as such stories would suggest.
 
Dec 27, 2011 at 1:48 AM
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cultr1 said:
Enough greentext.
Also, I don't like whining about how non-alpha my life is, especially when I'm fairly certain none of our lives are as beta as such stories would suggest.

Though we all have stories of pure embarrassment to share...
 
Dec 27, 2011 at 1:50 AM
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But who cares?
Those are mildy unimportant bumps in an otherwise smooth road.
You did something dumb, and you're embarrassed, Whoop-de-Doo. You're perfectly normal people, I don't wanna hear how you screwed up because I don't care, all I care about is what you do normally.

And I'm fairly certain you don't live a life of pure embarrassing mess-ups, at least I hope so.
 
Dec 27, 2011 at 1:55 AM
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cultr1 said:
But who cares?
Those are mildy unimportant bumps in an otherwise smooth road.
You did something dumb, and you're embarrassed, Whoop-de-Doo. You're perfectly normal people, I don't wanna hear how you screwed up because I don't care, all I care about is what you do normally.

And I'm fairly certain you don't live a life of pure embarrassing mess-ups, at least I hope so.

Fine, jeez, I just thought I'd bring something different to the S.P.O.T

Also your post was pretty alpha.
 
Dec 27, 2011 at 2:00 AM
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Since I don't really go outside or attempt to get guys/interact with guys that aren't my friends, I don't have stories.


And geez Cult, you seem pretty noticeably upset.
 
Dec 27, 2011 at 2:12 AM
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Oh god, I was lucky my parents weren't in the room to see that "Fuckbook" ad.

Ya gotta warn us about this stuff, WoodenRat!

I can't think of any stories at the moment, but I'll probably remember some later.
 
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