BESTEST COMMERCIALS EVAR!!!

BESTEST COMMERCIAL EVAR!!!

I love this commercial, It was very well written, and is the story of my life:



Well, no, my life story isn't yogurt, but I was like everybody else, and I was shy and I stayed away, but then something or someone had lit a flame, I still do not what or who to this day, but I thank god they were there. I had all of a sudden went from being shy, and minuscule in the world, just plain, to outgoing and unique. I was more comfortable in the crowd, and I went out to be there. People started to like to have me there, and I had finally went beyond plain. I was not only there and talking with my friends, but I was known to be different than others, but still be likable. My friends and family see me as something great, I am not perfect, but I am not plain. Thank you to all that read this, and I hope you will break the chain in your own way.

And to those who ask how do I know that people see me as great, It is because I feel loved, and I feel nothing like I was when I was plain, and I hope I will never again.

Plain = My own self before
Flame Lighter = ???
Lion's Mane = The change from plain to never being the same
Fruit = Friends and Family
Fruit's content = My Friends and Family's love
Hungry Vein = My need to be loved
Beast = My outgoingness
Chain = My shyness
Fruited Plain = The crowd
Plain Became What Plain Became = What people mainly think of me
More Than Plain = The progress from my old self to my new self

 

Please write a letter to the yogurt company and tell them your story
Then tell me if you get any free yogurt

p.s. I am dead serious

 

This was pretty :J, but was there a point to this thread other than just the yogurt commercial?

 

 

There's no way to top this one.

 

There's no way to top this one.

^^^^^^

 

There's no way to top this one.

^^^^^^

^^^^^^

 

Big City Sliders symbolize the story of my life.

You see, I was born and raised in the city. Not a "big city", but I'd call it a city. Rows of houses, neatly packed together. My grandparents are originally from the country, and only some of my relatives moved to the city. I've always thought of my country cousins as free spirits, able to flip and flop about the land. Their destinies are less molded and concrete. However, I'm stuck in the inescapable structure of the city. Just like all my neighbours, I'm scooped, pressed and cooked into shape and loaded onto the buns of big business. No one wants to flip me over to see the other side of me, they just want production. There's no escaping the format.

 

Big City Sliders symbolize the story of my life.

You see, I was born and raised in the city. Not a "big city", but I'd call it a city. Rows of houses, neatly packed together. My grandparents are originally from the country, and only some of my relatives moved to the city. I've always thought of my country cousins as free spirits, able to flip and flop about the land. Their destinies are less molded and concrete. However, I'm stuck in the inescapable structure of the city. Just like all my neighbours, I'm scooped, pressed and cooked into shape and loaded onto the buns of big business. No one wants to flip me over to see the other side of me, they just want production. There's no escaping the format.

I think I lol'd more than I should have.

 

CF, I genuinely laughed at that. GJ.

 

But, for real, knock yourself out: http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=funny+commercial+&aq=f
there are 1000s...if you don`t have anything better to do

 

Top that.

 

No, this.

 

no time for

 

 

Manlier:

 

But, for real, knock yourself out: http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=funny+commercial+&aq=f
there are 1000s...if you don`t have anything better to do

OH MY GOD I TRIED THAT and my head is bleeding....

 

I try to avoid things that are self titled as being "funny" or "awesome".

 

I agree. It kinda kills it..and it's no longer genuine

 

There's no way to top this one.

Well I Tried.

EDIT:Found Better One.