Jun 11, 2009 at 7:41 PM
Join Date: Jun 19, 2008
Location: Arcane Sanctuary
Posts: 1472
Age: 35
Toroko ate the red flowers in the warehouse which was full of red flowers. Toroko then Hulked out and started throwing bits of glass into T-Jack's eyes. Jacob fired the entire staff of the U.S. government. Anarchy ensued. Mehrunes were not satisfied because Dagon had sex with everyone!!! Apparently, Mehrunes Dagon is just so insane, he has hexakosioihexakontahexaphobia and antidisestablishmentarianism and he doesn't AFRAID OF ANYTHING. Peppy says "Press THE JUMP BUTTON FOR EXTRA SPICY BARREL ROLL!!" That's-a one spicy barrel roll for only OVER 9000!!! But I digress. Toroko threw more grass-filled boxes at T-Jack's other eye. Now Jack's blind and has to journey to Mordor, where he will face the wrong direction and inevitably become the Ork's dinner. Meanwhile, back in your mom's vagina, Cheese was sleeping on a penguin. We are damned. Potatoes and corn covered in gravy make an incongruous rocket fuel, but not without many butt monkeys to counteract the dreaded Velocirapture, where Raptor Jesus eats bananas FULL OF DOOMED IDIOTS!! What a wonderful world! Where idiots can fly and pigs frequently become extremely explosive because they saw Toroko ate Cheese's penguin. He flew to the nearest Wendy's and bought ice-cream for Lowell and brownies for Captain Fabulous, for great justice!! Unfortunately, Batman believes in greater rabbits, so he will nibble your spoon, fork and bottom. Monty Python and Jesus came to orgasm and started squirting all their capri sun on Raptor Jesus, who shot them with his awesomeness-coated .44 uzi. But he missed. Jesus grabbed a-- wait, just Jesus? NEWCOMER - JESUS. Jesus, not Raptor Jesus, cast Miracle for MASSIVE DAMAGE and goes bloody all over the place