3 Word Story Time (Again!)

May 6, 2009 at 1:01 AM
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Once upon a three-legged stool,
 
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Chapter 3
The chaptery chapter of chapterity.

Itoh died. He, with gram-positive bacteria, he started to die after dying and becoming an hero! "Fuck yeah!" This orange is ridden with long words, which made him very ill, and cause him to eat Georgia. Then Jake thanked The dark one, who gave cookies to The Joker's Fire1052's Lace's Wedge of Cheese! The Daily Cheese was delicious, so they ate all the Pope's lunch, which tasted yummy, but then he began to convulse in convulsive convulsiveness and thrash thrashingly, witnessed AAKid's return, returned AAKid's witness, ate AAKID angrily, and made passionate love to the billion dollar pizza of doom-doom pow. Meanwhile, the pope forgave the aliens with super powers for their forum eating pilot! One word, INSANE! Then cookies descended from an unstopable evil corruption that will wreak reeking explosive gases, cleansing the world and acknowledging WEEGEE!!! Despite this, AAKid still lives a shitty life OF KILLING RODS! Dick move... The n00b battlecry. The preceding sentence cultivator cultivates cultivation without remorse. Then Jesus found your mom. Suddenly, Batman burst out of DragonBoots's secret underground railroad and bit the bullet. Jacob baked some cookies. They were absolutely full of lose. So much that Adderall-hyped teenage sloths noticed Wedge of Cheese doing the time-warp at the drive-in theater. Fail failed failingly at the beginning of time. When a tree suddenly hugs Jacob in an epic battle for truth. Unfortunately, Jacob won, forcing Batman to postpone his honeymoon with S.P. Gardebiter. SP banned him. Godzilla and James were quite astonished by the variety of techniques used to kill the completely harmless block.

THAT IS WRONG!!!!
SHAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEE! You can't cut out harmless hyphenated words!
should be:

Chapter 3
The chaptery chapter of chapterity.

Itoh died. He, with gram-positive bacteria, he started to die after dying and becoming an hero! "Fuck yeah!" This orange is ridden with ACETYL-SERYL-TYROSYL-SERYL-ISO-LEUCYL-THREONYL-SERYL-PROLYL-SERYL-GLUTAMINYL-PHENYL-ALANYL-VALYL-PHENYL- ALANYL-LEUCYL-SERYL-SERYL-VALYL-TRYPTOPHYL-ALANYL-ASPARTYL-PROLYL-ISOLEUCYL-GLUTAMYL-LEUCYL-LEUCYL- ASPARAGINYL-VALYL-CYSTEINYL-THREONYL-SERYL-SERYL-LEUCYL-GLYCYL-ASPARAGINYL-GLUTAMINYL-PHENYL-ALANYL- GLUTAMINYL-THREONYL-GLUTAMINYL-GLUTAMINYL-ALANYL-ARGINYL-THREONYL-THREONYL-GLUTAMINYL-VALYL-GLUTAMINYL- GLUTAMINYL-PHENYL-ALANYL-SERYL-GLUTAMINYL-VALYL-TRYPTOPHYL-LYSYL-PROLYL-PHENYL-ALANYL-PROLYL-GLUTAMINYL- SERYL-THREONYL-VALYL-ARGINYL-PHENYL-ALANYL-PROLYL-GLYCYL-ASPARTYL-VALYL-TYROSYL-LYSYL-VALYL-TYROSYL-ARGINYL- TYROSYL-ASPARAGINYL-ALANYL-VALYL-LEUCYL-ASPARTYL-PROLYL-LEUCYL-ISOLEUCYL-THREONYL-ALANYL-LEUCYL-LEUCYL-GLYCYL- THREONYL-PHENYL-ALANYL-ASPARTYL-THREONYL-ARGINYL-ASPARAGINYL-ARGINYL-ISOLEUCYL-ISOLEUCYL-GLUTAMYL-VALYL- GLUTAMYL-ASPARAGINYL-GLUTAMINYL-GLUTAMINYL-SERYL-PROLYL-THREONYL-THREONYL-ALANYL-GLUTAMYL-THREONYL- LEUCYL-ASPARTYL-ALANYL-THREONYL-ARGINYL-ARGINYL-VALYL-ASPARTYL-ASPARTYL-ALANYL-THREONYL-VALYL-ALANYL- ISOLEUCYL-ARGINYL-SERYL-ALANYL-ASPARAGINYL-ISOLEUCYL-ASPARAGINYL-LEUCYL-VALYL-ASPARAGINYL-GLUTAMYL-LEUCYL- VALYL-ARGINYL-GLYCYL-THREONYL-GLYCYL-LEUCYL-TYROSYL-ASPARAGINYL-GLUTAMINYL-ASPARAGINYL-THREONYL-PHENYL- ALANYL-GLUTAMYL-SERYL-METHIONYL-SERYL-GLYCYL-LEUCYL-VALYL-TRYPTOPHYL-THREONYL-SERYL-ALANYL-PROLYL-ALANYL-SERINE, which made him very ill, and cause him to eat Georgia. Then Jake thanked The dark one, who gave cookies to The Joker's Fire1052's Lace's Wedge of Cheese! The Daily Cheese was delicious, so they ate all the Pope's lunch, which tasted yummy, but then he began to convulse in convulsive convulsiveness and thrash thrashingly, witnessed AAKid's return, returned AAKid's witness, ate AAKID angrily, and made passionate love to the billion dollar pizza of doom-doom pow. Meanwhile, the pope forgave the aliens with super powers for their pilot HAD_EATEN_THE_FORU_M_WHICH_WHY_NOONE_POST_EVER_GAH !! One word, INSANE! Then cookies descended from an unstopable evil corruption that will wreak reeking explosive gases, cleansing the world and acknowledging WEEGEE!!! Despite this, AAKid still lives a shitty life OF KILLING RODS! Dick move... The n00b battlecry. The preceding sentence cultivator cultivates cultivation without remorse. Then Jesus found your mom. Suddenly, Batman burst out of DragonBoots's secret underground railroad and bit the bullet. Jacob baked some cookies. They were absolutely full of lose. So much that Adderall-hyped teenage sloths noticed Wedge of Cheese doing the time-warp at the drive-in theater. Fail failed failingly at the beginning of time. When a tree suddenly hugs Jacob in an epic battle for truth. Unfortunately, Jacob won, forcing Batman to postpone his honeymoon with S.P. Gardebiter. SP banned him. Godzilla and James were quite astonished by the variety of techniques used to kill the completely harmless block.

also..
Once upon a three-legged stool, stool, stool, stool,
 
May 6, 2009 at 1:33 AM
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Lace said:
THAT IS WRONG!!!!
SHAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEE! You can't cut out harmless hyphenated words!
Okay, I added the long medical term back, but "HAD_EATEN_THE_FORU_M_WHICH_WHY_NOONE_POST_EVER_GAH" should not be allowed, else you could write_an_entire_chapter_and_claim_that_it_was_only_one_word.
 
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maybe in the future yes, but how was I to know?
you can't arrest me for breaking a law that didn't exist yet!
 
May 6, 2009 at 1:54 AM
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True but it is difficult to put that rule into words without making a rule against hyphenated words or legit words that are made from two or more other words (without, elsewhere, etc.).

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Once upon a three-legged stool, stool, stool, stool, of scratched discs, everyone ate pizza. Except DragonBoots, 'cause

(And with regards to hyphenated words, I'd say "Within reason". As such, the Tobacco Mosaic Virus chemical name was a little excessive, so de feel free to cut it out, if need be.)
 
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Once upon a three-legged stool, stool, stool, stool, of scratched discs, everyone ate pizza. Except DragonBoots, 'cause he's not the stool, stool, stool, that everyone believed... uh.. nevermind. The stool, stool, stool, on a stool, with stool softener, with pizza toppings
 
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Once upon a three-legged stool, stool, stool, stool, of scratched discs, everyone ate pizza. Except DragonBoots, 'cause he's not the stool, stool, stool, that everyone believed... uh.. nevermind. The stool, stool, stool, on a stool, with stool softener, with pizza toppings had nightmarish nightmares about floppy disks. Floppy drives, actually.
 
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Once upon a three-legged stool, stool, stool, stool, of scratched discs, everyone ate pizza. Except DragonBoots, 'cause he's not the stool, stool, stool, that everyone believed... uh.. nevermind. The stool, stool, stool, on a stool, with stool softener, with pizza toppings had nightmarish nightmares about floppy disks. Floppy drives, actually. Green floppy drives.
 
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Once upon a three-legged stool, stool, stool, stool, of scratched discs, everyone ate pizza. Except DragonBoots, 'cause he's not the stool, stool, stool, that everyone believed... uh.. nevermind. The stool, stool, stool, on a stool, with stool softener, with pizza toppings had nightmarish nightmares about floppy disks. Floppy drives, actually. Green floppy drives. Anyways, preach electric
 
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Once upon a three-legged stool, stool, stool, stool, of scratched discs, everyone ate pizza. Except DragonBoots, 'cause he's not the stool, stool, stool, that everyone believed... uh.. nevermind. The stool, stool, stool, on a stool, with stool softener, with pizza toppings had nightmarish nightmares about floppy disks. Floppy drives, actually. Green floppy drives. Anyways, preach electric banjos the divine
 
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