1 sentence story time!

Meanwhile, back in California, a mad scientist named Lazy Lace (younger cousin of Lacy Face) began collecting Fredville VonMarzipan's remains. But unfortuately, because stupid people displayed how the evil two could be stopped, whyme shot the scientist in the back of the head because she was offended by the post mad 2 posts ago. But whyme did not shoot his deputy. Instead, whyme made ready the catapults! And then loaded the Cows, ready to be fired! whyme said screw the waiting and fired the catapults watching the cows explode on impact in which a menecing smile could be seen on whyme's face. Suddenly, something totally unexpected happened! Everything that just happened just happened to not happen!
Instead, we rejoin Fred and Balrog in a very intimidating Chess Match... and they have just been...well...killed by a hyperdeath lazer, but whyme didn't fire it...or did she? Be careful, children, or whyme may shoop her whoop on your when you're sleeping. "Thats not all that I may do...so be nice to me and give me attention."
Balrog and Fred, still playing their Extreme Chess Match, resume their game and completely ignore Whyme. however whyme didnt like being ignored so she burned their chess set and said "Why don't you get get a life and play something cool like Cave Story?"
Thus, Balrog and Fred instantly settled their differences to combat this vile fiend for destroying their chest board, and created the awesome-ness team ever; Toaster Cheese!!!! whyme called for her pet which was an ultimate chimera and 1-shotted Toaster Cheese. Andwhy banned whyme (again). Then, Luigi pops out of no where and uses his Final Smash: Negative Zone!! Nobody knew how to quote. Curly Brace knows how to Quote.

 

Meanwhile, back in California, a mad scientist named Lazy Lace (younger cousin of Lacy Face) began collecting Fredville VonMarzipan's remains. But unfortuately, because stupid people displayed how the evil two could be stopped, whyme shot the scientist in the back of the head because she was offended by the post mad 2 posts ago. But whyme did not shoot his deputy. Instead, whyme made ready the catapults! And then loaded the Cows, ready to be fired! whyme said screw the waiting and fired the catapults watching the cows explode on impact in which a menecing smile could be seen on whyme's face. Suddenly, something totally unexpected happened! Everything that just happened just happened to not happen!
Instead, we rejoin Fred and Balrog in a very intimidating Chess Match... and they have just been...well...killed by a hyperdeath lazer, but whyme didn't fire it...or did she? Be careful, children, or whyme may shoop her whoop on your when you're sleeping. "Thats not all that I may do...so be nice to me and give me attention."
Balrog and Fred, still playing their Extreme Chess Match, resume their game and completely ignore Whyme. however whyme didnt like being ignored so she burned their chess set and said "Why don't you get get a life and play something cool like Cave Story?"
Thus, Balrog and Fred instantly settled their differences to combat this vile fiend for destroying their chest board, and created the awesome-ness team ever; Toaster Cheese!!!! whyme called for her pet which was an ultimate chimera and 1-shotted Toaster Cheese. Andwhy banned whyme (again). Then, Luigi pops out of no where and uses his Final Smash: Negative Zone!! Nobody knew how to quote. Curly Brace knows how to Quote. Curly Brace also knows how to indicate a series of equal choices.
Now that this had been established, Fred and Balrog resumed their chess match.

 

Meanwhile, back in California, a mad scientist named Lazy Lace (younger cousin of Lacy Face) began collecting Fredville VonMarzipan's remains. But unfortuately, because stupid people displayed how the evil two could be stopped, whyme shot the scientist in the back of the head because she was offended by the post mad 2 posts ago. But whyme did not shoot his deputy. Instead, whyme made ready the catapults! And then loaded the Cows, ready to be fired! whyme said screw the waiting and fired the catapults watching the cows explode on impact in which a menecing smile could be seen on whyme's face. Suddenly, something totally unexpected happened! Everything that just happened just happened to not happen! Instead, we rejoin Fred and Balrog in a very intimidating Chess Match... and they have just been...well...killed by a hyperdeath lazer, but whyme didn't fire it...or did she? Be careful, children, or whyme may shoop her whoop on your when you're sleeping. "Thats not all that I may do...so be nice to me and give me attention." Balrog and Fred, still playing their Extreme Chess Match, resume their game and completely ignore Whyme. however whyme didnt like being ignored so she burned their chess set and said "Why don't you get get a life and play something cool like Cave Story?" Thus, Balrog and Fred instantly settled their differences to combat this vile fiend for destroying their chest board, and created the awesome-ness team ever; Toaster Cheese!!!! whyme called for her pet which was an ultimate chimera and 1-shotted Toaster Cheese. Andwhy banned whyme (again). Then, Luigi pops out of no where and uses his Final Smash: Negative Zone!! Nobody knew how to quote. Curly Brace knows how to Quote. Curly Brace also knows how to indicate a series of equal choices. Now that this had been established, Fred and Balrog resumed their chess match. "Knight to E4, a menacing move - but no - balrog has countered by moving his queen to F6 - is it a trap, what is balrog doing - Fred's knight strikes - the queen draws a sword and beheads it - Lacy Face appears to have joined the scene, using his pure awesomeness to kill the true villain - ow - oh no - bad queen ... THE PIECES ARE ALIVE - DUCK AND COVER - MOOOOOOO - ".


Also, the first chapter was fine, but this one's getting a bit incomprehensible. can we edit it after it's finished?

 

Chapter 2: The Chess Match To End All Chess Matches

Meanwhile, back in California, a mad scientist named Lazy Lace (younger cousin of Lacy Face) began collecting Fredville VonMarzipan's remains. Some stuff involving whyme and catapults and some other stuff that doesn't make much sense went down, which somehow led to Lazy Lace successfully reconstructing Fredville VonMarzipan. Balrog challenged Fred to a very intimidating Chess Match. However, Balrog and Fred instantly settled their differences to combat this vile fiend (whyme) for destroying their chess board, and created the awesome-ness team ever; Toaster Cheese!!!! Whyme called for her pet which was an ultimate chimera and 1-shotted Toaster Cheese. Andwhy banned whyme (again), which led to everything whyme had done being negated, so the chess match continued as it had been earlier. "Knight to E4", a menacing move - but no - balrog has countered by moving his queen to F6 - is it a trap, what is balrog doing - Fred's knight strikes - the queen draws a sword and beheads it - Lacy Face appears to have joined the scene, using his pure awesomeness to kill the true villain - ow - oh no - bad queen ... THE PIECES ARE ALIVE - DUCK AND COVER - MOOOOOOO - ". Lacy Face, using his awesomeness, killed the chess peices and declared Fredville the winner of the match. Balrog left the scene dejectedly.

 

begin chapter 3:

Now that he was back in one piece, Fredville VonMarzipan resumed his quest to go to the shop in the mall that would convert a Ma Pignon into sight, hearing, limbs, and a central nervous system for 10 dollars.

 

Now that he was back in one piece, Fredville VonMarzipan resumed his quest to go to the shop in the mall that would convert a Ma Pignon into sight, hearing, limbs, and a central nervous system for 10 dollars. Hence the cat got his cheezeburger.

 

Now that he was back in one piece, Fredville VonMarzipan resumed his quest to go to the shop in the mall that would convert a Ma Pignon into sight, hearing, limbs, and a central nervous system for 10 dollars. Hence the cat got his cheezeburger. But Fredville was not concerned with the cat or his cheezeburger, at least not until he reached the shop in the mall that he was looking for, at which point the cat returned and puked his cheezeburger up all over Fredville.