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May 13, 2009 at 4:26 AM
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Once upon a time, there was a giant wedge of cheese named Fredville VonMarzipan. His nickname was Cissy Marcy, undoubtedly a girls name, but that was just the kind of person he was - he was also a sissy. As he was taking a stroll, Balrog came out of no where, and landed right in front of him. Of course most people would be shocked by this, but Marcy, being a wedge of cheese, lacked the eyes and ears required to comprehend the situation. So because of this he could not comprehend the true form of balrog's attack and got hurt and collapsed. This didn't really matter, however, seeing as how Fredville was a wedge of cheese. Balrog, having done his job, decided to leave the unimportant dairy product to leak it's whey all over the pavement while he sought out a Gaudi to snack on. Fortunately, being a cheese, Fred recovered quickly, and began to plot for his revenge....
First, he had to find some way of getting sight, hearing, limbs and a central nervous system. At the same time, he noticed Ma Pignon sprouting from his bottom. He then realized that he must quickly drive to the mall. There's a shop there that will convert a Ma Pignon into sight, hearing, limbs and a central nervous system for the modest price of 10 dollars. Unfortunately, marcy had no concept of a "dollar" so when he entered the ma pignons lair, he was turned into shredded cheese and spread all over the world - the cheese was eaten by our hero Lacy Face, crazy younger brother (sister?) of seriousface. Everything seemed to be well but two individuals, a master and his minion, sought to destroy the world and recreate it in their own image and they had the power to do it. Even more unfortunate is that the only person who could save the world was Fredville VonMarzipan, and that can only happen if someone collected his remains from across the world and put him back together. One day, Lacy Face bumped into the two mysterious individuals in a marketplace, where the former was looking for something for lunch, and the latter for evil fruits from evil farmers from evil lands from evil soil. He seemed to have a scar on his left temple, and carried his weight like a sack of potatos in the hands of a twelve year old. They resemble the situation of the current evil, of how it is affected by the DragonBoots-is-more-vague-than-literature-syndrome (DaBimovatalis). Lacy Face, being even more of a sissy than Fredville VonMarzipan, ran away in fright, repeatedly screaming the words "OSHT I'VE BEEN OUT1337ED!". However, Lacy Face, being the clverest, strongest, and most manly person on earth only feigned cowardice to lull the demons into a false sense of security. Unfortunately for Lacy Face, the two demons were fairly insecure people anyway, so when he unleashed the rest of his brilliant plan they just cried about how fat and ugly they are.
 
May 13, 2009 at 1:59 PM
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Chapter 1: Fredville's Predicament

Once upon a time, there was a giant wedge of cheese named Fredville VonMarzipan. His nickname was Cissy Marcy, undoubtedly a girls name, but that was just the kind of person he was - he was also a sissy. As he was taking a stroll, Balrog came out of no where, and landed right in front of him. Of course most people would be shocked by this, but Marcy, being a wedge of cheese, lacked the eyes and ears required to comprehend the situation. So because of this he could not comprehend the true form of balrog's attack and got hurt and collapsed. This didn't really matter, however, seeing as how Fredville was a wedge of cheese. Balrog, having done his job, decided to leave the unimportant dairy product to leak it's whey all over the pavement while he sought out a Gaudi to snack on. Fortunately, being a cheese, Fred recovered quickly, and began to plot for his revenge....
First, he had to find some way of getting sight, hearing, limbs and a central nervous system. At the same time, he noticed Ma Pignon sprouting from his bottom. He then realized that he must quickly drive to the mall. There's a shop there that will convert a Ma Pignon into sight, hearing, limbs and a central nervous system for the modest price of 10 dollars. Unfortunately, marcy had no concept of a "dollar" so when he entered the ma pignons lair, he was turned into shredded cheese and spread all over the world - the cheese was eaten by our hero Lacy Face, crazy younger brother (sister?) of seriousface. Everything seemed to be well but two individuals, a master and his minion, sought to destroy the world and recreate it in their own image and they had the power to do it. Even more unfortunate is that the only person who could save the world was Fredville VonMarzipan, and that can only happen if someone collected his remains from across the world and put him back together. One day, Lacy Face bumped into the two mysterious individuals in a marketplace, where the former was looking for something for lunch, and the latter for evil fruits from evil farmers from evil lands from evil soil. He seemed to have a scar on his left temple, and carried his weight like a sack of potatos in the hands of a twelve year old. They resemble the situation of the current evil, of how it is affected by the DragonBoots-is-more-vague-than-literature-syndrome (DaBimovatalis). Lacy Face, being even more of a sissy than Fredville VonMarzipan, ran away in fright, repeatedly screaming the words "OSHT I'VE BEEN OUT1337ED!". However, Lacy Face, being the clverest, strongest, and most manly person on earth only feigned cowardice to lull the demons into a false sense of security. Unfortunately for Lacy Face, the two demons were fairly insecure people anyway, so when he unleashed the rest of his brilliant plan they just cried about how fat and ugly they are.




begin chapter 2:

Meanwhile, back in California, a mad scientist named Lazy Lace (younger cousin of Lacy Face) began collecting Fredville VonMarzipan's remains.
 
May 17, 2009 at 9:51 AM
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Meanwhile, back in California, a mad scientist named Lazy Lace (younger cousin of Lacy Face) began collecting Fredville VonMarzipan's remains. But unfortuately, because stupid people displayed how the evil two could be stopped, whyme shot the scientist in the back of the head because she was offended by the post mad 2 posts ago.
 
May 17, 2009 at 6:42 PM
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Meanwhile, back in California, a mad scientist named Lazy Lace (younger cousin of Lacy Face) began collecting Fredville VonMarzipan's remains. But unfortuately, because stupid people displayed how the evil two could be stopped, whyme shot the scientist in the back of the head because she was offended by the post mad 2 posts ago. But whyme did not shoot his deputy.
 
May 17, 2009 at 11:12 PM
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Meanwhile, back in California, a mad scientist named Lazy Lace (younger cousin of Lacy Face) began collecting Fredville VonMarzipan's remains. But unfortuately, because stupid people displayed how the evil two could be stopped, whyme shot the scientist in the back of the head because she was offended by the post mad 2 posts ago. But whyme did not shoot his deputy. Instead, whyme made ready the catapults!
 
May 17, 2009 at 11:15 PM
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Cowz

Meanwhile, back in California, a mad scientist named Lazy Lace (younger cousin of Lacy Face) began collecting Fredville VonMarzipan's remains. But unfortuately, because stupid people displayed how the evil two could be stopped, whyme shot the scientist in the back of the head because she was offended by the post mad 2 posts ago. But whyme did not shoot his deputy. Instead, whyme made ready the catapults! And then loaded the Cows, ready to be fired!
 
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Meanwhile, back in California, a mad scientist named Lazy Lace (younger cousin of Lacy Face) began collecting Fredville VonMarzipan's remains. But unfortuately, because stupid people displayed how the evil two could be stopped, whyme shot the scientist in the back of the head because she was offended by the post mad 2 posts ago. But whyme did not shoot his deputy. Instead, whyme made ready the catapults! And then loaded the Cows, ready to be fired! whyme said screw the waiting and fired the catapults watching the cows explode on impact
in which a menecing smile could be seen on whyme's face.
 
May 18, 2009 at 12:20 PM
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Meanwhile, back in California, a mad scientist named Lazy Lace (younger cousin of Lacy Face) began collecting Fredville VonMarzipan's remains. But unfortuately, because stupid people displayed how the evil two could be stopped, whyme shot the scientist in the back of the head because she was offended by the post mad 2 posts ago. But whyme did not shoot his deputy. Instead, whyme made ready the catapults! And then loaded the Cows, ready to be fired! whyme said screw the waiting and fired the catapults watching the cows explode on impact in which a menecing smile could be seen on whyme's face. Suddenly, something totally unexpected happened!
 
May 19, 2009 at 1:21 AM
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Meanwhile, back in California, a mad scientist named Lazy Lace (younger cousin of Lacy Face) began collecting Fredville VonMarzipan's remains. But unfortuately, because stupid people displayed how the evil two could be stopped, whyme shot the scientist in the back of the head because she was offended by the post mad 2 posts ago. But whyme did not shoot his deputy. Instead, whyme made ready the catapults! And then loaded the Cows, ready to be fired! whyme said screw the waiting and fired the catapults watching the cows explode on impact in which a menecing smile could be seen on whyme's face. Suddenly, something totally unexpected happened! Everything that just happened just happened to not happen!
 
May 19, 2009 at 1:25 AM
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Meanwhile, back in California, a mad scientist named Lazy Lace (younger cousin of Lacy Face) began collecting Fredville VonMarzipan's remains. But unfortuately, because stupid people displayed how the evil two could be stopped, whyme shot the scientist in the back of the head because she was offended by the post mad 2 posts ago. But whyme did not shoot his deputy. Instead, whyme made ready the catapults! And then loaded the Cows, ready to be fired! whyme said screw the waiting and fired the catapults watching the cows explode on impact in which a menecing smile could be seen on whyme's face. Suddenly, something totally unexpected happened! whyme edited the story a little.
 
May 19, 2009 at 1:28 AM
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No!

{No Editing!} =P
Meanwhile, back in California, a mad scientist named Lazy Lace (younger cousin of Lacy Face) began collecting Fredville VonMarzipan's remains. But unfortuately, because stupid people displayed how the evil two could be stopped, whyme shot the scientist in the back of the head because she was offended by the post mad 2 posts ago. But whyme did not shoot his deputy. Instead, whyme made ready the catapults! And then loaded the Cows, ready to be fired! whyme said screw the waiting and fired the catapults watching the cows explode on impact in which a menecing smile could be seen on whyme's face. Suddenly, something totally unexpected happened! Everything that just happened just happened to not happen!
Instead, we rejoin Fred and Balrog in a very intimidating Chess Match...
 
May 19, 2009 at 1:35 AM
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Meanwhile, back in California, a mad scientist named Lazy Lace (younger cousin of Lacy Face) began collecting Fredville VonMarzipan's remains. But unfortuately, because stupid people displayed how the evil two could be stopped, whyme shot the scientist in the back of the head because she was offended by the post mad 2 posts ago. But whyme did not shoot his deputy. Instead, whyme made ready the catapults! And then loaded the Cows, ready to be fired! whyme said screw the waiting and fired the catapults watching the cows explode on impact in which a menecing smile could be seen on whyme's face. Suddenly, something totally unexpected happened! Everything that just happened just happened to not happen!
Instead, we rejoin Fred and Balrog in a very intimidating Chess Match... and they have just been...well...killed by a hyperdeath lazer, but whyme didn't fire it...or did she?
 
May 19, 2009 at 2:45 AM
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Meanwhile, back in California, a mad scientist named Lazy Lace (younger cousin of Lacy Face) began collecting Fredville VonMarzipan's remains. But unfortuately, because stupid people displayed how the evil two could be stopped, whyme shot the scientist in the back of the head because she was offended by the post mad 2 posts ago. But whyme did not shoot his deputy. Instead, whyme made ready the catapults! And then loaded the Cows, ready to be fired! whyme said screw the waiting and fired the catapults watching the cows explode on impact in which a menecing smile could be seen on whyme's face. Suddenly, something totally unexpected happened! Everything that just happened just happened to not happen!
Instead, we rejoin Fred and Balrog in a very intimidating Chess Match... and they have just been...well...killed by a hyperdeath lazer, but whyme didn't fire it...or did she? Be careful, children, or whyme may shoop her whoop on your when you're sleeping.
 
May 19, 2009 at 2:52 AM
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Meanwhile, back in California, a mad scientist named Lazy Lace (younger cousin of Lacy Face) began collecting Fredville VonMarzipan's remains. But unfortuately, because stupid people displayed how the evil two could be stopped, whyme shot the scientist in the back of the head because she was offended by the post mad 2 posts ago. But whyme did not shoot his deputy. Instead, whyme made ready the catapults! And then loaded the Cows, ready to be fired! whyme said screw the waiting and fired the catapults watching the cows explode on impact in which a menecing smile could be seen on whyme's face. Suddenly, something totally unexpected happened! Everything that just happened just happened to not happen!
Instead, we rejoin Fred and Balrog in a very intimidating Chess Match... and they have just been...well...killed by a hyperdeath lazer, but whyme didn't fire it...or did she? Be careful, children, or whyme may shoop her whoop on your when you're sleeping. "Thats not all that I may do...so be nice to me and give me attention."
 
May 19, 2009 at 2:55 AM
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Ignored

Meanwhile, back in California, a mad scientist named Lazy Lace (younger cousin of Lacy Face) began collecting Fredville VonMarzipan's remains. But unfortuately, because stupid people displayed how the evil two could be stopped, whyme shot the scientist in the back of the head because she was offended by the post mad 2 posts ago. But whyme did not shoot his deputy. Instead, whyme made ready the catapults! And then loaded the Cows, ready to be fired! whyme said screw the waiting and fired the catapults watching the cows explode on impact in which a menecing smile could be seen on whyme's face. Suddenly, something totally unexpected happened! Everything that just happened just happened to not happen!
Instead, we rejoin Fred and Balrog in a very intimidating Chess Match... and they have just been...well...killed by a hyperdeath lazer, but whyme didn't fire it...or did she? Be careful, children, or whyme may shoop her whoop on your when you're sleeping. "Thats not all that I may do...so be nice to me and give me attention."
Balrog and Fred, still playing their Extreme Chess Match, resume their game and completely ignore Whyme.
 
May 19, 2009 at 3:15 AM
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Balrog and Fred, still playing their Extreme Chess Match, resume their game and completely ignore Whyme.
however whyme didnt like being ignored so she burned their chess set and said "Why don't you get get a life and play something cool like Cave Story?"
 
May 19, 2009 at 3:18 AM
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TOASTER AND CHEESE

Balrog and Fred, still playing their Extreme Chess Match, resume their game and completely ignore Whyme. however whyme didnt like being ignored so she burned their chess set and said "Why don't you get get a life and play something cool like Cave Story?"
Thus, Balrog and Fred instantly settled their differences to combat this vile fiend for destroying their chest board, and created the awesome-ness team ever; Toaster Cheese!!!!

:D
 
May 19, 2009 at 3:24 AM
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Balrog and Fred, still playing their Extreme Chess Match, resume their game and completely ignore Whyme. however whyme didnt like being ignored so she burned their chess set and said "Why don't you get get a life and play something cool like Cave Story?"
Thus, Balrog and Fred instantly settled their differences to combat this vile fiend for destroying their chest board, and created the awesome-ness team ever; Toaster Cheese!!!! whyme called for her pet which was an ultimate chimera and 1-shotted Toaster Cheese.
 
May 19, 2009 at 12:01 PM
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Balrog and Fred, still playing their Extreme Chess Match, resume their game and completely ignore Whyme. however whyme didnt like being ignored so she burned their chess set and said "Why don't you get get a life and play something cool like Cave Story?"
Thus, Balrog and Fred instantly settled their differences to combat this vile fiend for destroying their chest board, and created the awesome-ness team ever; Toaster Cheese!!!! whyme called for her pet which was an ultimate chimera and 1-shotted Toaster Cheese. Andwhy banned whyme (again).
 
May 19, 2009 at 11:47 PM
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WEEGEE?

Balrog and Fred, still playing their Extreme Chess Match, resume their game and completely ignore Whyme. however whyme didnt like being ignored so she burned their chess set and said "Why don't you get get a life and play something cool like Cave Story?"
Thus, Balrog and Fred instantly settled their differences to combat this vile fiend for destroying their chest board, and created the awesome-ness team ever; Toaster Cheese!!!! whyme called for her pet which was an ultimate chimera and 1-shotted Toaster Cheese. Andwhy banned whyme (again). Then, Luigi pops out of no where and uses his Final Smash: Negative Zone!!
 
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