May 13, 2009 at 4:26 AM
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Once upon a time, there was a giant wedge of cheese named Fredville VonMarzipan. His nickname was Cissy Marcy, undoubtedly a girls name, but that was just the kind of person he was - he was also a sissy. As he was taking a stroll, Balrog came out of no where, and landed right in front of him. Of course most people would be shocked by this, but Marcy, being a wedge of cheese, lacked the eyes and ears required to comprehend the situation. So because of this he could not comprehend the true form of balrog's attack and got hurt and collapsed. This didn't really matter, however, seeing as how Fredville was a wedge of cheese. Balrog, having done his job, decided to leave the unimportant dairy product to leak it's whey all over the pavement while he sought out a Gaudi to snack on. Fortunately, being a cheese, Fred recovered quickly, and began to plot for his revenge....
First, he had to find some way of getting sight, hearing, limbs and a central nervous system. At the same time, he noticed Ma Pignon sprouting from his bottom. He then realized that he must quickly drive to the mall. There's a shop there that will convert a Ma Pignon into sight, hearing, limbs and a central nervous system for the modest price of 10 dollars. Unfortunately, marcy had no concept of a "dollar" so when he entered the ma pignons lair, he was turned into shredded cheese and spread all over the world - the cheese was eaten by our hero Lacy Face, crazy younger brother (sister?) of seriousface. Everything seemed to be well but two individuals, a master and his minion, sought to destroy the world and recreate it in their own image and they had the power to do it. Even more unfortunate is that the only person who could save the world was Fredville VonMarzipan, and that can only happen if someone collected his remains from across the world and put him back together. One day, Lacy Face bumped into the two mysterious individuals in a marketplace, where the former was looking for something for lunch, and the latter for evil fruits from evil farmers from evil lands from evil soil. He seemed to have a scar on his left temple, and carried his weight like a sack of potatos in the hands of a twelve year old. They resemble the situation of the current evil, of how it is affected by the DragonBoots-is-more-vague-than-literature-syndrome (DaBimovatalis). Lacy Face, being even more of a sissy than Fredville VonMarzipan, ran away in fright, repeatedly screaming the words "OSHT I'VE BEEN OUT1337ED!". However, Lacy Face, being the clverest, strongest, and most manly person on earth only feigned cowardice to lull the demons into a false sense of security. Unfortunately for Lacy Face, the two demons were fairly insecure people anyway, so when he unleashed the rest of his brilliant plan they just cried about how fat and ugly they are.
First, he had to find some way of getting sight, hearing, limbs and a central nervous system. At the same time, he noticed Ma Pignon sprouting from his bottom. He then realized that he must quickly drive to the mall. There's a shop there that will convert a Ma Pignon into sight, hearing, limbs and a central nervous system for the modest price of 10 dollars. Unfortunately, marcy had no concept of a "dollar" so when he entered the ma pignons lair, he was turned into shredded cheese and spread all over the world - the cheese was eaten by our hero Lacy Face, crazy younger brother (sister?) of seriousface. Everything seemed to be well but two individuals, a master and his minion, sought to destroy the world and recreate it in their own image and they had the power to do it. Even more unfortunate is that the only person who could save the world was Fredville VonMarzipan, and that can only happen if someone collected his remains from across the world and put him back together. One day, Lacy Face bumped into the two mysterious individuals in a marketplace, where the former was looking for something for lunch, and the latter for evil fruits from evil farmers from evil lands from evil soil. He seemed to have a scar on his left temple, and carried his weight like a sack of potatos in the hands of a twelve year old. They resemble the situation of the current evil, of how it is affected by the DragonBoots-is-more-vague-than-literature-syndrome (DaBimovatalis). Lacy Face, being even more of a sissy than Fredville VonMarzipan, ran away in fright, repeatedly screaming the words "OSHT I'VE BEEN OUT1337ED!". However, Lacy Face, being the clverest, strongest, and most manly person on earth only feigned cowardice to lull the demons into a false sense of security. Unfortunately for Lacy Face, the two demons were fairly insecure people anyway, so when he unleashed the rest of his brilliant plan they just cried about how fat and ugly they are.
