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My, my.

Well, calling it rape is a bit presumptuous, thinking of it now. It was more like "surprise sex she didn't know she wanted." Afterwords, I couldn't get out of her room for days because she's such a shut-in NEET. Thankfully, she told Eirin to get me anything I wanted. Needless to say, I got...

Rape victims usually end up turning out more loose anyways due to the fuckton of trauma issues. It kinda makes sense. I raped Chaco as a child, so she's willing to sleep with any old fag that walks by, even a robot like Quote. Should have waited till she filled out a little more...

Signed. Now that I signed it there's no way it could fail.

I'd totally rape Kaguya. In fact, I have.

I fapped to this song.

やらないか? I would force them back on you again, but you know, fellatio.

Like your soul, amirite?

Oh, you coprophilies, you.

Just like you, huh? Well, more like you're DragonBoots' bitch, and since DragonBoots is my bitch, you're my bitch by default. It's the way of the world.

Prettymuchyeah.

I already have both of these abilities and I can tell you all straight up that they are equally quaint. Reality is my toy, after all.

DragonBoot's ate out your mom after my unnaturally AWESOME vaginal intercourse.

But you're my whore, so it's okay~!

For your piousness, I would award you the task of drawing me, WoodenRat, but no pictorial interpretation or portrayal of my visage could ever even remotely compare to the real thing. My beauty and sex appeal transcend reality!

Hump tables.

lol u mad?

I'm glad you think of me as such a positive influence. In fact, I'd dare say that without me, Mirai Gamer wouldn't even be half as cool as it is now. You were kind of late to the party and got here during the after-party, really, and you're still hanging around, so you should be thankful I left...

Re: The sickeningly cheerful say hello, introduce yourself; now where's my cookie? to That's Fabulous. He takes offense to me easily. Because of that, I like him more than you.

Sexually assault the wooden rat.

I enjoy doing that, too. On a related note, I am one of the things that pisses Captain Fabulous off, so I am on-topic just by being here because of him.

Re: The sickeningly cheerful say hello, introduce yourself; now where's my cookie? to Do you enjoy shitting dick nipples? =D

Oh, the drama~

PFFFFFFHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! What? You think the disaster named Kage just happened to the forum yesterday or something? Take a good, long look at the time I first visited this site and the time you did and realize your inadequacy. I was once worshiped widely as a God here...

I know, totally hawt, am I right or amirite?