Hi Brayconn! I'm here to give you some more silly questions. I have a few.
1: Why would I be afraid of being a calender?
2: Did you hear the rumor about the butter?
3: Why couldn't the bicycle stand up on it's own?
4: Why can't a nose be 12 inches long?
and finally,
5: What did the ocean say to the beach?
That's all I got for now..........

The answers were...
1: Because their days are NUMBERED!
2: I'd tell you, but I don't want to SPREAD it around!
3: Because it was TWO TIRED!
4: Because then it'd be a FOOT!
5: Nothing, it just waved!
You...almost got it! You're making progress!