Alright, whyme, here's your inspiration: you are a filthy whore and no one truly loves you, which is why you act aggressive and self-centered when you are not whoring out your body.
Stage goes from one spotlight to full lights. inspirational music plays. Whyme rises to her feet. Enter Captain Fabulous. Captain Fabulous: "You are a dirty whore." Captain Fabulous punches Whyme in the ovaries.