I apologize on behalf of my buddy JetHawk.
He can be a little... tactless at times, but you have to cut him some slack.
He and I have been here a while, and we have probably seen every theory about cave story ever at least once, it can be understandably tiring to a person to see a new thread, only to discover it is another Chaco sex thread.
No offense to you, or anyone for that matter, most of the ideas are plausible, and therefore suggested.
Perhaps you might want to skim the titles of the first page of theory threads before making a new one, making an almost identical thread would be a shame, eh?
hey new here? nice to meet you. Word of advice? Dont jump in and be all freindly and talking loaads about cave story theorys and stuff, Its mostly all been discussed. Most new guys just jump in a bit too giddy :/ ill keep an eye on you and make sure you get on ok