"BWAAH"
I've been spending quite some time browsing thread on MOTK, and there is some pretty amusing stuff there.
"If you cannot fit your porn on a USB flash drive and are forced to put parameters in place to make sure they don't find it that somehow doesn't involve hiding it in C:\Microsoft\Windows\Live\Bing\Sys\Temp, then you probably have too much porn and seriously need to make some reconsiderations on what you do with the rest of your day and time on the internet."