The only way to get faster is to practice more. No, more than that. More!
I am unable to come up with any scenarios that are not incredibly obscene and/or anatomically impossible. I am extremely sad that spoiler tags can't be used in VMs so you're going to read this whether you want to or not.
She holds the pineapple um, between her legs, and ties the yoyo string to the spiky fronds. She then proceeds to do yoyo tricks with only pelvic thrusting motions. The pineapple is chosen because it affords excellent grip, you see.