how to be popular in high school: 1) be a sex offender 2) do drugs 3) be a complete illiterate moron 4) pretend you're funny 5) try to get as many girlfriends as you can 6) listen to lil' pump's new latest single "gucci gang" as loud as possible in study hall before getting a referral to the office
Did you know that shuffling a deck of cards can result in 80,658,175,170,943,878,571,660,636,856,403,766,975,289,505,440,883,277,824,000,000,000,000 different combinations? (this is the actual number)
*phone rings* Hey this is Sora655 Blargo needs another mod again this evening and Enlight cancelled again; I need you to cover for me while I'm gone I gotta go grab some more copies of Blargo and Blargo. I know you said to bug you anytime if I needed something but I thought that asking about the new blargo was too much to request so here; make sure they get a new mod by 6:25 PM or else they will screech first thing when you step into the cage; also DO NOT GO INTO XEMOUS'S ROOM OR ELSE!! Seriously he has some weird traps and video footage and you're going to answer to him if things go wrong. ok I'm at the store I hate you and will talk to you later, bye *hangs up*