You're so addicted to the Cave Story Forums that...

Poor Volley, he isn't familiar with Mirai Gamer history. Long story short: there are furries in here, and they could spring at any moment. Watch your step.

YOU'RE SO ADDICTED TO THE CAVE STORY FORUMS THAT you realize not all furries are idiots.

 

You're so addicted to the Cave Story forums that you've forgotten the definition of "inactivity".

 

You're so addicted to the Cave Story Forums that your friends have to organize an intervention.
By email, since you aren't seeing them in person anymore. That's how addicted you are.

Oh by the way, my face was actually bleeding the entire time I was posting this and I didn't even notice

 

You're so addicted to the Cave Story Forums that you've posted in this thread more than 10 times.

 

You're so addicted to the Cave Story Forums tha- where did Volley go? (that you miss Volley)

 

You're so addicted to the Cave Story forums that you've forgotten the definition of "inactivity".

Where did he go anyway?
):<

anyway, you're so addicted to the Cave Story Forums that you have a sesiure anytime you meet someone new named Jacob.

 

There has to be at least 5 jacobs here.

 

Imagine how a teacher would feel teaching a class of, say, 20 kids, with 5 Jacobs.

That is this forum.

 

No that's just regular high school

 

In my HS, there were like a kazillion Joshs, not so many Jacobs...

 

you're so addicted to the Cave Story forums that you post at least 10 times a day

 

You're so addicted to the Cave Story Forums that whenever you set fire and think of Fire.

 

Whenever you ask why, you think of andwhy or perhaps whyme. Whenever you eat cheese, you think of me. Whenever you tie your shoes, you think of Lace.

 

Whenever you join a cult, you think of me.

 

You're so addicted to the CS forums that you felt an inexplicable urge to post in this thread.

 

Whenever you... meet an actual captain... in the army... you think of me. Although, regardless of how addicted to these forums you are, if you're talking to a captain there are probably important things to be thinking about.
Like why the hell you signed up in the first place.

 

You're so addicted to the Cave Story Forums that you are going to create your own branch of the military called Mirai Gamers where every member of the forum is enlisted without their approval and you proceed to send them off to bumfuck Egypt where they all die and you just sit behind and laugh.

 

...I have come back. Even though I wasn`t really missed

 

You're so addicted to cave story forums that when you see a rat carved from wood, or any rat for that matter, you think of me.

 

You're so addicted to the Cave Story Forums that you contstantly use references to cave story.