You're so addicted to the Cave Story Forums that...

Wait, what?
When?
...
You watched those?

Oh, were we not supposed to?

 

No, the one I was in, silly. We asked T-Jack where he's from, and he said the Czech Republic, and you were like "So you're basically German."
T-Jack: "What?"
Jacob: "Because you got raped by the Nazis back in WWII."
T-Jack: "Well then you might as well say I'm Russian because the Russians conquered Czechoslovakia in--"
Me: "Okay, you're Russian."
Yeah. I don't have the video, but I remember it.

 

Does ALL of Jacob's logic ACTUALLY revolve around rape?

 

"Rape" may not have been the word he used, but I thought it might have been. Maybe Jacob could confirm it for us, if he still has the video on his compooter?
But in answer to your question, yes, most of it. I know that because I'm addicted to the forums.

 

You just won like six internets.

 

Time to add those to my collection of internets I have won from Mirai Gamer.

 

Good times, good times. Maybe you should make a transcript of the whole thing... and if you don't I might. That is how addicted to MG I am.

 

I'm part Czech! But part Czechoslovakian, not Czech.

 

BAD PUN!
Are people from the Czech Republic called Czech Republicans? WHY SO CONSERVATIVE?

 

Czech please!

(Yes I had to)

NO YOU DIDN'T. FUCK YOU.

 

Dude, at least I didn't counter with some lame joke about Czeching people out.

 

I swear! One freaking time you admit living in a specific country and teh Interwebz will never leave you alone again! Well, at least you guys can remember which country it is, so it's not all that bad...
Anyway: Cap, we're called Czechs. Jake, that was a bad, bad pun and you should feel ashamed. PunxsatownyPhil, how do you mean that? And Fire, you thought I was lying about my country?

 

Well making fun of other people's culture is fun, and no one seems to be ridiculing Canada (for once) so we logically moved on to yours.

 

Okay, but you have to move on to Germany after that.

 

Or we could get back on topic. You know, discussing how addicted to these forums we are. Personally, this is the first website I visit every day.

 

Dude, your website isn't Mirai Gamer. MG is the reason I'm on your website. Sometimes you just have to admit there are better forums than yours, even if they are devoid of porn.

 

Even if I was Cap', I would be physically incapable of visiting yours first, seeing as my homepage is MG.

 

Jacob, MG is busier, so it makes sense that I would go here first. I always go to Questionable Content, Twitter, Tetris Friends and Freak-Porn afterward, and not in that order. Do you think Schokobecher and Wild Desu have your forum as a home page?
Anyway, we are going to talk about the Cave Story forums now. Yes.

 

So Jacob is complaining over Skype about all of the furries he knows.

 

YOU'RE SO ADDICTED TO THE CAVE STORY FORUMS THAT YOU LOST OVER 400 POSTS WHEN THE "Kazuma Gay for Quote?" THREAD AND THE 'Who's Sexy in Cave Story?" THREAD WERE DELETED.