You're so addicted to the Cave Story Forums that...

The real sissies are us.

 

No, John. You are the sissies.

You're so addicted to the Cave Story forums that you don't think it's odd to talk about banging purple rabbit-monsters.

 

You're so addicted to the Cave Story Forums that the thread about how addicted you are to the forums has more posts than the thread about how addicted you are to the game itself.

 

You're so addicted to the Cave Story forums that you noticed MetaSeraphim already said that in this thread.

 

You're so addicted to the Cave Story Forums that in the thread where you say how much you're addicted you run out of new things to say and have to repeat old ones.

 

You're so addicted to the Cave Story forums that you had to begin lapshading the "You're so addicted to the Cave Story forums that..." thread. LOL meta-jokes.

 

You're so addicted to the Cave Story Forums that you became a staff member.

 

You're so addicted to the Cave Story forums that you put your username on government forms. Perhaps accidentally, perhaps not.

 

You're so addicted to the Cave Story Forums that you that the only way you can leave is to get banned forever and have your forum named changed.

 

I see what you did thar

You're so addicted to the Cave Story Forums that you that the only way you can leave is to get banned forever and have your forum named changed.

You're so addicted to the Cave Story Forums that you wouldn't even leave, after that.

 

You're so addicted to the Cave Story Forums that you've come up with more than 10 ways you're addicted to the forums.

 

Re: I see what you did thar

You're so addicted to the forums that you concentrated them into a liquid, then injected that liquid into your arm.

 

Re: I see what you did thar

You're so addicted to the Cave Story Forums that you became a drug addict.

 

You're so addicted to the Cave Story Forums that you kill a man?

 

Pff, who hasn't?

You're so addicted to the Cave Story Forums that you kill a man?

WHOA, TOO FAR, NOXID!
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You're so addicted to the Cave Story Forums that you kid, and know it's a required ritual of acceptance.

 

You're so addicted to the Cave Story Forums that you once did a cosplay of a character from it.

 

...Wha? Who? Cheese?

 

You're so addicted that you never want to leave ever and when you die, your spirit possesses the nearest computer and uses it to log on to the forums and use your profile... spiritually.

 

You're so addicted to the Cave Story Forums that you start ghostbusting dead members.

 

You're so addicted to the forums, you break into skye's house and smother his with your #1 faness until you suffocate him (or he suffocates you)