You're so addicted to Cave story that...

Wait, you stab your steak when you eat it? I always thought you're supposed to cut it...
#42: You're so addicted to Cave Story that you don't find it weird when somebody is named after a punctuation mark.

 

#43: You're so addicted to Cave Story that you think your geoscience teacher is an idiot for saying that the core is a huge sphere of metal at the center of the earth.

 

Eh...

#44: You're so addicted to Cave Story that you tried, unsuccessfully, to create your own personal army by feeding various rabbits red flowers....

 

#45: You're so addicted to Cave Story that you tried, however ineffectively, to save your Profile.DAT into your penis through a USB slot.

(Like, not with your flash drive.)

(Also, don't try this.)

 

Thanks for the "don't try this" 'cause you know I totally would have if you hadn't warned me against it

anyway...

#46: You're so addicted to Cave Story that you don't fear death because you can just go back to the last savepoint.

 

#47: You're so addicted to Cave Story that you have repeatedly shot your feet when you tried to fly using a machinegun.

 

Eh...

#48: You're so addicted to Cave Story that you've got another reason to never go to the Doctor's....

 

I... I don't understand that one. Probably just a brain fart.
#50: You're so addicted to Cave Story, you found a way to level up by eating Doritos.

 

#51: You're so addicted to Cave Story that you find it weird to level up your character but you're just fine with leveling up your weapons.

 

*Shrug*...

#52: You're so addicted to Cave Story that you're surprised that other giant tanks don't shoot out huge cats when they explode...

 

#53: You're so addicted to Cave Story, you put a cat in a tank, to see if it would shoot out fish.

 

#54: You're so addicted to Cave Story, when you're friend passed out in the pool, you attempted to pull them out of the pool and "drain" the water from their body in hopes they'd reboot.

 

#55: You're so addicted to Cave Story that you actually do some of these things.

 

#56: You're so addicted to Cave Story that you carry around a sign that looks like the Cave Story textbox and write text on it instead of speaking.

 

#57: You're so addicted to Cave Story that you keep scrounging for ridiculous things that be translated from Cave Story into real life just to keep this thread going, because you hoped it would be full of win but it's slowly turning into fail, and is nearing the point of no return.

 

#58: You're so addicted to Cave Story, you pretend you're Captain Fabulous so you can try to see what it's like in his little world of his.

 

You just proved my point.
#59: You're so addicted to Cave Story that you put up with people like Fire because you love these forums so much.
Now WATCH THIS THREAD FAIL.

 

#61: You're so addicted to Cave Story that you wonder where all the treasure chests with items in them are.

 

#62: You're so addicted to Cave story that when you get something usefull out of a box, you expect anything to attack you.

 

#63: You're so addicted to cave story that you have a pet spirit dog that tells everyone to kill you