You're so addicted to 73H IN7OR\/\/3BZ that...

Well, the Czech word for "penis" is "penis". What was I supposed to do?

Use a different language, dummy.

 

ובכן, חשבתי שאולי גם להשתמש בשפה כי לפחות אדם אחד כאן מבין, אבל אם אתה הולך להיות ככה, בסדר, אני מתכוון לדבר בעברית אם אתה יכול להבין זה אומר לי שאתה מקוונת באמצעות מתרגם בדיוק כמוני. מזל טוב, אתה מרומה.
P.S. כל הבסיס שלך הן שייכות לנו.

 

Whatever, I just object to you using my language for this.

#23: You're so addicted to teh interwebz that you have about 40,000 friends, none of which you've ever met IRL.
And as a bonus: You're so addicted to teh interwebz that you know how to write "All Your base Are Belong To Us" in Hebrew.

 

#24: You're so addicted to the internet that you know how to say "All your base are belong to us" in Czech.

 

Amendment to #24: ... even though you can't otherwise speak Czech.

 

#25: You're so addicted to teh webberwebs that you consider Al Quaeda to be a group of extremist trolls.

 

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#4: YoZ“¹29³ÈQPjˆ¨„âF†R•s£+“s+Ñ¡…ЀòÞê@êæed GooS¶2:7™XY

.e

is what that translates to...

wtf!?

 

#42: You're so addicted to the internet that you went to flight school just so you could learn to do a barrel roll.

 

27 - You're so addicted to 73H IN7OR\/\/3BZ that you constantly recite stupid memes IRL.
: (

 

Already did that one, sorry.

 

Really? I don't see it.

 

#12: You're so addicted to the internets that you use internet slang in actual speech... during a job interview.

Close enough.

 

Not close enough, that's internet slang, mine covers all stupid memes.
Also
28 - You're so addicted to 73H IN7OR\/\/3BZ that the first thing you do in the morning is start your computer and click internet, even if you want to do something else.

 

#29: You're so addicted to the internet, you use cool memes.

 

#4: YoZ“¹29³ÈQPjˆ¨„âF†R•s£+“s+Ñ¡…ЀòÞê@êæed GooS¶2:7™XY

.e

is what that translates to...

wtf!?

Yer deciphering it wong!

 

Well care to enlighten me? >_>

 

Not unless you find me a colour that is blue-grey without being too dark or too light.

 

#8080C0?

 

#4: You're so ADDICTED to the internet that you used Google to read this

and i did not use google boots(sorta like google earth), I used mah brain. anyways, yow did you get that translation chezzers?

 

I wrote a program that read in strings of 8 chars each, converted to decimal, and outputted the corresponding ASCII value to a file. What'd I do wrong?