You're so addicted to 73H IN7OR\/\/3BZ that...

#1: You're so addicted to TEH 1N74|2W38Z that you wonder why things like [B][/B] don't work in Microsoft Word.

 

#2: You're so addicted to TEH 1N74|2W38Z that you know every major and minor meme in existence.

 

#3: You're so adicted to TEH 1N74|2W38Z tbat you think to use the Ctrl-F search function in real life. (guilty)

 

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#5: You're so addicted to the intorwebz that you think binary is cool.

 

#6: You're so addicted to the iNterwebs that you get the joke in this post.

 

#7: You're so addicted to the internetwork that you believe double-posting is a cardinal sin.

 

#8: You're so addicted to teh splinternats that you don't recognize "all your base are belong to us" as improper English.

 

#9: You're so addicted to the Internet that you fully understand that is is NOT the lining of swim trunks, no matter how snug and/or comfortable it makes them.

(Also: #9b: You realize the above is a Simpsons reference.)

 

#10: WHAT THE FUCK DO SIMPSONS REFERENCES HAVE TO DO WITH THE INTARBUTTZ?

 

#11: Everything... Because... Internets.

 

#12: You're so addicted to the internets that you use internet slang in actual speech... during a job interview.

 

#12: You're so addicted to the internets that you use internet slang in actual speech... during a job interview.

Guilty. D;

#13: ur sew adickted 2 teh interwebz dat u cna raed this!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!111111lolwuteleventyone1111imsokewl11

 

Shit, I can read that just about as well as normal words. However, I can hardly read advanced |_33'l'
#14: You're so addicted to the internets you can read advanced leet.

 

Shit, I can read that just about as well as normal words. However, I can hardly read advanced |_33'l'
#14: You're so addicted to the internets you can read advanced leet.

Guilty of #14. D;

#15: You're so addicted to teh in-tor-web-zorz you SPEAK advanced 1337 IRL.

 

That's retarded.
#16: You're so addicted to the internets that JESUS CHRIST IT'S A LION GET IN THE CAR.

 

#16: You're so addicted to the internet that you spend hours using Google language tools to translate 'dick', 'boobies', 'butthurt' or similar into random languages.

 

#17: Čmuchal.

 

#18: Was that supposed to be a rude word? 'Cause it's not.

 

Well, the Czech word for "penis" is "penis". What was I supposed to do?