Women are the root of all evil, Mathmatically proven!

Alright, here's a funny equation I saw today...

[FONT=Courier New]Women = Money*Time[/FONT]

We can all agree women will demand you to spend time with them, and for you to buy stuff for them, right?
There's also that old saying, "Time equals money", so:

[FONT=Courier New]Time = Money[/FONT]

By rules of substitution, we can get this:

[FONT=Courier New]Women = Money*Money[/FONT]

Which can be simplified to:

[FONT=Courier New]Women = Money^2 {Money Squared}[/FONT]

Now, remember the other saying, "Money is the root of all evil"?

[FONT=Courier New]Money = SquareRoot{All Evil}[/FONT]

Through further use of the rules of substitution, we get:

[FONT=Courier New]Women = {SquareRoot{All Evil}}^2[/FONT]

Which, simplifies to:

[FONT=Courier New]Women = All Evil[/FONT]

So there you have it, women are the root of all evil, mathematically proven!!

...Yeah, ok, I'm bored.
But I've got a point.

 

No. You are a sexist pig. Meta will have your face.

 

Women are half the root of all evil. The other half is men. Make an equation for that.

 

Heheh

No. You are a sexist pig. Meta will have your face.

Really now?
Learn before you post, sheesh.

This joke has been done to death.

It's not dead yet.
...OK, now it is.

 

...Kind of like your mom?
^is mature and witty

 

My monitor is witty?

 

Lowell, your avatar kind of reminds me of those kawaii bishie drawings stapled to the walls of the room where the art club exhibits their shit. It's only a little more original because it apparently depicts a fag who never uses conditioner pretending to be Legolas as opposed to a pair of skinny black-clad androgynes making constipated faces at each other while a badly drawn girl facepalms in the foreground.

 

Silly

{Sarcasm}Ehm, what a nice and creative imagination you have...{/Sarcasm}
Thanks for your option, but this isn't a thread about me, so try to keep on topic ;

 

Lowell, you are neither funny, original, wanted, nor tolerated. Stay at your leisure. You may amuse me, clown.

Anyways, that thesis of yours is completely wrong, even though it isn't really yours at all, which makes you look even dumber then the person who constructed this unfunny stupidity for buying into it and copying it. Oh yes, you are definitely a failure and a virgin who cannot even convince the common, narrow-minded female to lay you. It shows.

Source of all evil? Pffhahahahaha. I will admit that I would look extremely good as a female, however.

 

*Cough*LowellWestonChandler*Cough*

 

*Cough*JonathanFist*Cough*
Oh wait what are we talking about?

 

Sickly, pitiful, weak people coughing, apparently.

 

 

Fire. Hey.
I love you.

 

Useful enough for ya?

 

I hope to Spawner that that's not Crow Bar.
And the only one who would get that probably no longer comes here.

 

{Sarcasm}Ehm, what a nice and creative imagination you have...{/Sarcasm}
Thanks for your option, but this isn't a thread about me, so try to keep on topic ;

 

No, dude, the joke was that he was Chris-Chan Error #1452.

 

I didn't make that regarding your little joke. In any case, I'm making fun of the fact that Lowell seems to try and act "mature" in a childish way, like, I suppose, Chris-chan, who never ever swears when enraged.