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Wind Fortress: What are those Naked Curly Clones Doing?!?!

May 15, 2012 at 5:07 AM
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So for those of you who have Cave Story+, you probably have played Wind Fortress. If you aren't a fail at video games, then you probably have reached the boss at the end. During and leading up to it are a bunch of naked clones of Curly Brace. And then during the fight with the G-Clone, some of them attack you. If they get you, then they pin Quote to the ground and then they do something to Quote. They then fling Quote across the room facing the player with some kind of look of satisfaction. I have to wonder what those Curly clones are doing when they have Quote pinned to the ground, as the clones doing whatever they're doing to him are naked, and the motion of the Curly sprite while doing it is rather suggestive... I mean, they couldn't possibly be raping him, could they? So... um, what are those naked Curly clones doing?!?!?!?
 
May 15, 2012 at 5:11 AM
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May 15, 2012 at 5:17 AM
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May 15, 2012 at 5:26 AM
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But how can that be possible? He's lying on his stomach when that happens, not his back.
You really needa work on that one thing called "imagination".

Anywhoo...I can predict this thread won't last long. Which is a shame because seriously, what the fuck.
 
May 15, 2012 at 11:40 AM
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Hayden is pretty amazing at doing this stuff. Sexism to sex in around 30 minutes.

But yeah, congrats on producing two amazing theories in less than 45 minutes
 
May 15, 2012 at 12:35 PM
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They are undernourished clones that the machine is mass-producing as part of a last-ditch effort to terminate the Quotinator, and so they crave flesh to supplant their already-drained energy supply

It doesn't matter if he actually has blood or not they will make you bleed

Anywhoo...I can predict this thread won't last long. Which is a shame because seriously, what the fuck.
Tell me one thing that would make this thread interesting. It's a non-question where both of the answers (serious and what-someone-will-put-in-their-fanfiction) are obvious and there's nothing really to discuss. You guys need to decide whether you want to keep the dumb theory threads or not because it's a bit annoying seeing the same people that complain about them contributing regularly to them.

Personally I think it in fact looks more like they're giving him a backrub
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May 15, 2012 at 5:10 PM
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By what the fuck I meant "what the fuck are they doing" ( '-') probably shoulda clarified
 
May 15, 2012 at 8:40 PM
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But yeah, congrats on producing two amazing theories in less than 45 minutes
Am I the only one who finds it rather hypocritical that the person who started this thread is suddenly criticizing a thread of a similar nature by sarcastically congratulating the thread starter?
 
May 16, 2012 at 1:22 AM
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May 16, 2012 at 4:56 AM
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One question:
What the fuck does your later argument have anything to do with the thread?
 
May 19, 2012 at 8:50 AM
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Argument moved here.
 
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So like... what the fuck

I know it's been over 12 years but what the fuck?
 
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So like... what the fuck

I know it's been over 12 years but what the fuck?
Over the argument that occurred ages ago or over the Curly clones? Still quite the design choice to have them all be naked.
 
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I guess to make them creepy? Do robots need clothes?
 
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I guess to make them creepy? Do robots need clothes?
I mean, obvious question in all that, which can be debated for hours. I'm more impressed that the game still got a E10+ rating, cuz they weren't, you know, cartoon nude. They were nude nude. Some poor bastard even had to animate them busting it down for when they attack Quote, lmao.
 
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Eh, they don't reveal anything so it's safe
 
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