Why did King need the key?

Jun 26, 2009 at 4:10 AM
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Ma'am, you have won this thread. It has been a pleasure discussing this with you, but I honestly have nothing to top that. Perhaps we shall meet again, in some other thread.
 
Jun 26, 2009 at 4:12 AM
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I believe a fan-fic is in order.
 
Jun 26, 2009 at 4:14 AM
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What if it wasn't about Sue at all? Maybe he just wanted to get to the basement with Jack.

EDIT:
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Yes?
 
Jun 26, 2009 at 4:15 AM
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I, uh, I herd u liek erotica.
 
Jun 26, 2009 at 4:18 AM
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Captain Fabulous said:
I, uh, I herd u liek erotica.
WHAT?? No, I don't, I just, uh, write it.
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*grin*
 
Jun 26, 2009 at 4:20 AM
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You can't possibly not write this slash fiction without getting of
 
Jun 26, 2009 at 4:28 AM
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So he(?) could open the door to arthurs house where Sue was staying and get her.
 
Jun 26, 2009 at 4:40 AM
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Heh... "get" her. You have a dainty way of putting it.
 
Jun 26, 2009 at 5:17 AM
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Captain Fabulous said:
Heh... "get" her. You have a dainty way of putting it.

/beat the crap out of her.
 
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Oh. We all thought you meant "rape". That's one of the side effects of Jacob.
 
Jun 26, 2009 at 5:38 AM
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Like a chair leg. It's okay, that's why you're so lovable memorable.
 
Aug 22, 2009 at 6:12 AM
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Where's the bed in the basement? I see the 2 up top there, unless he has a secret trapdoor, leading down into "the dungeon of pleasure" or something like that.

I know why: he wanted a threesome with Toroko and Sue, but Toroko is jealous that King needs two girls to satisfy him.

(the following was brought to you by a guy who burned himself with the fireball, and has been exposed to J1X1.)
 
Aug 22, 2009 at 6:15 AM
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You don't see the bed in the basement of Arthur's house? Wait, is it seriously not there? Why do I suck at noticing beds?!
 
Aug 22, 2009 at 6:23 AM
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I can go recheck really fast, but if I recall, there's water and flowers.

(Still think there's a trapdoor.)

EDIT: Nothing there, but flowers and water.
 
Aug 22, 2009 at 6:25 AM
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There actually isn't a bed, I thought there was back when I posted that but I recently checked and there's only the two on the second floor.
 
Aug 22, 2009 at 6:26 AM
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I thought there were flowers surrounding a bed in the basement. WEIRD. And that's one of the most frequent places to visit in Cave Story, too.
 
Aug 22, 2009 at 6:27 AM
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Yakkers said:
There actually isn't a bed, I thought there was back when I posted that but I recently checked and there's only the two on the second floor.
Heh heh, Poor CF, bed's are moving around on him, and he's going crazy... :p
 
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JacobX891 said:
You're kidding me? There was a bed there, I'm sure!
Since my computer REFUSES to do screenshots, I can't post one where I am standing right now, but yea, there's no bed there.
 
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