Nov 8, 2018 at 8:06 PM
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So in the futuristic year of (whenever Cave Story takes place) where seamless teleportation, regenerative rocket fuel, androids with free will that don't immediately dick everything that's around them up, and (what i'm assuming) translation devices that can work almost immediately, everyone and their mother tries to invade Mimiga island to get a hold of the Demon Crown.
But wait a second, why did it take this long to do so? It's a goddamn island floating in the sky, people would be trying to see what's up there the week reliable aviation was invented. The only sentient species of the place are Mimiga and Gaudi, the ladder of which is tightly locked away from everything else. People would have colonies up there before the year 2000, then after a few months they'd find out about the Demon Crown. The only threats i can think of to colonists would be Jenka, Misery, Drolls, rabid Mimigas, those goddamn sperm cats, and that's about it (I'm assuming mechanical looking creatures like Balrog and those labyrinth fan things were invented by humans, so if i'm wrong about that, please let me know), as everything else can be killed with a few shots from a basic pistol.
So did Jenka keep the island invisible for hundreds of years? Were people so fucking stupid that they just didn't see anything strange about an island floating in the sky? Are floating islands just a natural occurrence in this world? I'd love to hear what you guys have in mind
But wait a second, why did it take this long to do so? It's a goddamn island floating in the sky, people would be trying to see what's up there the week reliable aviation was invented. The only sentient species of the place are Mimiga and Gaudi, the ladder of which is tightly locked away from everything else. People would have colonies up there before the year 2000, then after a few months they'd find out about the Demon Crown. The only threats i can think of to colonists would be Jenka, Misery, Drolls, rabid Mimigas, those goddamn sperm cats, and that's about it (I'm assuming mechanical looking creatures like Balrog and those labyrinth fan things were invented by humans, so if i'm wrong about that, please let me know), as everything else can be killed with a few shots from a basic pistol.
So did Jenka keep the island invisible for hundreds of years? Were people so fucking stupid that they just didn't see anything strange about an island floating in the sky? Are floating islands just a natural occurrence in this world? I'd love to hear what you guys have in mind
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