Who's sexy in Cave Story?

o.o
Marry me.

Maaaybe. Do you have long eyelashes? >.> <.< x3

 

The only male Mimigas who didn't die were Santa (probably) and Itoh. So... kinda awkward right now...

You mean after the Island crashed? Well, that would kill Chie, too, don't you think?

 

We're talking about Sue. And also I think Chie was in one of the credit movie clips, but I don't remember what she was doing.
Maybe Jack lived? He looked kinda young.

 

I think I remembered seeing Chaco in the credits.

 

She was definitely in the credits.
Sue x Chaco? Discuss.

 

We're talking about Sue. And also I think Chie was in one of the credit movie clips, but I don't remember what she was doing.
Maybe Jack lived? He looked kinda young.

... I'm always right, you all remember that! I just get confused sometimes.

As I see it, Sue x Chaco = Happy Jacob

 

There's a picture of Sue and Chaco. I think Kazuma's in it, too, but you can't see his face. It's not really a great picture. But it's still decent.

 

Jack's still got it going on.

The nerdy mellow guy with the awesome goggles and the ushanka.
Plus, he's green.

 

Jack's green? Alright then...
And what's up with Jack's hand? Does he have a birth defect? In his spite and in his portrait, he's "givin' the guns" as they say. Like he's the Fonze or something. wtf?

 

Maybe he thinks hes a TF2 Heavy.

 

Clothes, man, clothes.

Sure, a lot of mimigas have it. But Jack's green is obviously a more awesome shade of green. That is, it's superior to all except Toroko's :3

 

POW!
No, Jack is not heavy weapons guy.
"It costs 100,000 dollars to f*** this gun for 12 seconds."

 

FIRE is not a swear word.
AwA

 

Louis from L4D seems to think so:
"F*** IN THE HOLE!"

 

POW!
No, Jack is not heavy weapons guy.
"It costs 100,000 dollars to f*** this gun for 12 seconds."

Epic win!

 

"'If f****ing is sure to result in victory, then you must f****!' Sun Tzu said that, and I think he knows a little more about f*****ing than you do, pal, because he invented it! And then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor! And then he used his f**** money to buy two of every animal on Earth, and then he herded them onto a boat, and then he ****ed the crap out of every single one!"

 

yup.

 

So, let's get back on topic now.
Sexiness of the Littles: pros and cons.

 

We need jacobs opinion.

 

No we don't; you know he'd say "yes" to at least one of them, for disgusting reasons that I don't care to discuss.