Who's sexy in Cave Story?

I'd let Igor rape you... but only because you'd like it.
Oh man, we are so 14A.

 

Nope.

 

There's no letting. Igor simply takes whatever he wants, he doesn't ask anybody.

 

I bet he's huge...

*_*

 

Just because you're big doesn't mean you're "big".

 

Just because you're big doesn't mean you're "big".

Observe the steroid user.

 

I bet he's huge...

*_*

If he were huge he wouldn't have needed the flowers.

 

He could dickslap his opponents?

Well, obviously there are female robots (Case in point, Curly.)

And then there's Misery...

 

There's Sue.

Sue's a mimiga. Why would she try and kill another mimiga, and then not do so because of his huge dick?

 

I'm saying if he didn't take the flowers and had a huge dick.

 

So...

Has anyone mentioned how attractive those Gaudis are, especially Chaba? ;D

...I would say Curly. <.<;

 

Those Gaudis are in no way attractive.

You have a problem.

 

Maybe you have a problem, because you don't find the Gaudi attractive. <insert lame sexual innuendo about cock and roach here>

 

Emphasis on lame, Jacob. Lame like your cockroach.

 

Sorry Jake for a blatant rip-off of your joke:

Cave Story fandom: Putting the cock in cockroach since 2004

 

He meant literally adding that part of the word. To the word.
...*Eats a baby corn.*

 

First I establish aa motive: the perpetraitor saw the size of the bug's dick and became insanely jealous.
*this message was not directed towards jacob*

Wait, why the hell are we talking about cockroaches in this thread anyways?

 

Wait, why the hell are we talking about cockroaches in this thread anyways?

Jacob.

Because they are so sexxy hawt <3

I rest my case.

 

The Defense would like to present its closing statement.

 

I believe jacob also thinks that Quote is sexy.