Who's sexy in Cave Story?

Well thank you for being so specific.
This thread is going downhill fast. It's going down faster than...
Actually, I'll let you finish that sentence.

 

Can I say this?

Mahin ish teh smexy. x]

 

*Head 'splode*

 

Honestly, she would probably look like a gigantic whore and not be attractive anymore.

 

I really hate to say it, but it's true.

 

Scilence, NOW!

 

Science-lence, now!

You are spelling si shit!

 

Your statement is null and void.
Leave this thread NOW!

 

Nothing has nulled my statement. You can't just force someone out of a thread, especially when it's just some eight-year-old trying it.

 

AND NEITHER CAN YOU!

 

Did I try? No. I didn't.

Of course, I couldn't usually, but seeing as you're so fragile, I might be able to pull it off.

 

I have learned courage.
My soul shines ever brighter.
I am not frieghtened by you!

 

There will be cake.

 

 

NO!
You will be baked,
and THEN there will be cake!

 

Wrong. GLaDOS will be baked, and then there will be cake.

 

Robot cake? Fuck yeah!

 

I would much rather it be you.

 

You know nothing of Portal! :|

Edit:
This was a triumph.
I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS.
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.

Aperture Science:
We do what we must because we can.
For the good of all of us
Except the ones who are dead.

But there's no sense crying over every mistake
You just keep on trying till you run out of cake
And the science gets done and you make a neat gun
For the people who are still alive.

I'm not even angry.
I'm being so sincere right now.
Even though you broke my heart and killed me.
And tore me to pieces.
And threw every piece into a fire.
As they burned it hurt because
I was so happy for you.

Now these points of data make a beautiful line
And we're out of beta we're releasing on time.
So I'm GLaD I got burned think of all the things we learned
For the people who are still alive.

Go ahead and leave me.
I think I prefer to stay inside.
Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.
Maybe Black Mesa -
THAT WAS A JOKE. HA HA, FAT CHANCE.
Anyway, this cake is great:
It's so delicious and moist.

Look at me still talking when there's science to do.
When I look out there it makes me GLaD I'm not you.
I've experiments to run there is research to be done
On the people who are still alive

And believe me I am still alive.
I'm doing science and I'm still alive.
I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive.
While you're dying I'll be still alive.
And when you're dead I will be still alive.

Still alive
Still alive

 

I know the pain and suffering you felt when you incinerated your "precious" companion cube!