Who's sexy in Cave Story?

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Jul 6, 2009 at 8:04 PM
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jeezor said:
i'd like
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Win.
 
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Wow. I really can't think of any way to top that picture. In fact, I don't think that this thread can continue in the wake of that awesomeness. And if I wasn't hundreds of kilometers from my hard drive, that shit would so be saved.
 
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jeezor said:

You sir, win the internet!!!

congratulations!
 
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Misery is a mean drunk, methinks. Probably the scowl that tipped me off on that one. Thoughts?

What proof have you that alcohol even exists in Cave Story? Maybe she's just a bitch.
 
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Just when she had Ballos make the Demon Crown? Seems like a pretty dumb move.
 
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She always looked sober to me...
 
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MISERY. SEXIST THING EVER. :3

If Cave Story were an anime I can totally imagine her having Lust's voice from FMA English dub. They even look quite similar actually, and they might be equally busty as well.
 
Jul 12, 2009 at 5:16 PM
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MISERY. SEXIST THING EVER. :3

If Cave Story were an anime I can totally imagine her having Lust's voice from FMA English dub. They even look quite similar actually, and they might be equally busty as well.

actually if she sounded like that she would be sexy as D:
 
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No way, Misery would sound like Azura from Morrowind. (The chick who's narrating the opening cinematic).
 
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And you meet Azura later when she gives you the Moon and Star ring in her shrine, then all of the failed Nerevarines give you enchanted equips. (They's ghosts.)
 
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She totally sounds like what I think Misery should should sound like. Only Azura a little too... Dunmer-y.
 
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Naw, she should be more like an Altmer. I defy you go talk to Eldafire and tell me I'm wrong!
Edit: What about Almalexia's voice?
 
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Um... isn't she only in Tribunal? I never finished that storyline.
Also, an Altmer would probably be more accurate, because they're so god damn stuck up and annoying.
 
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Almalexia, I'm not really sure where she is, but I've heard her voice, and she IS actually a God of the holy Tribunal of Morrowind. (Vivec, Almalexia, Sotha Sil.)

They're mentioned throughout the game.
 
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[offtopic]If your personality is high enough in Morrowind, people will say really nice things to you as you walk by them. Most of these compliments are quite long-winded. If you can one-hit kill someone, you should run up to a random civilian and stab them while they're talking to you. Since they're already saying something, their attacking line wont interrupt their greeting line, and they'll be praising you as they fall to the ground, dead.[/offtopic]
But I don't think I'd ever consider Misery sexy if she sounded like a High Elf. I'd have a lot more fun owning her in the Throne Room, but it just wouldn't be the same. I still think she ought to sound like a Dark Elf, actually.
 
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Dunmer women sound like men. I didn't know the Silt Strider lady in Seyda Neen was a woman until I got Better Heads and Better Bodies.
 
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Wait, that's a woman? Jebus Chris...
Bethesda doesn't spend a lot of time worrying about faces. You can tell because 99% of the people in all 4 Elder Scrolls games are friggin ugly.
So, back to who's sexy in Cave Story... Balrog. I'd hit that.
 
Jul 13, 2009 at 5:34 AM
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Adult Misery from the best ending.
 
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