Who is the best waifu in Cave Story?

I'd say Momorin, because:

1. She's pretty good looking

2. She isn't an old lady

3. She isn't 12

4. She isn't a robot

5. She doesn't try to kill you

What do you think?

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oh god please don't hate me

 

For me I'd say Misery because:

1)She has magical transformetion powahs
2)She's not a robot
3)She can practically fly (float, fly, ehh)
4)Even though she does try to kill you (multiple times) she basically saves you in the end.
5)*random screech here*

 

For me I'd say Misery because:

1)She has magical transformetion powahs
2)She's not a robot
3)She can practically fly (float, fly, ehh)
4)Even though she does try to kill you (multiple times) she basically saves you in the end.
5)*random screech here*

Misery is also waifu material, although being able to float doesn't really affect a relationship...But it's cool!

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The broken robot in the Core Room.

1) Don't question my fetishes.

 

The Nikumaru Counter

 

Chinfish because chinfish

 

whats a waifu?

 

whats a waifu?

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=whats%20a%20waifu

 

Thanks

 

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king

 

king

lool

Actually guys, I changed my mind. I found somebody better than Momorin

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king

You win.

 

A rather hard decision to make, but I'll have to go with the Life Pot.

 

Lol really guys?
It's obviously the the 34th Bute in the 3rd room in Hell! Duuh!

 

K wait, you talkin' regular ol' Butes that sit there, or the ones that fly in too? They're very different people, I'll have you know.

 

I say the creepy door in First Cave is best waifu, despite being a total pushover.

 

K wait, you talkin' regular ol' Butes that sit there, or the ones that fly in too? They're very different people, I'll have you know.

It's usually the one right below the missile chest to the right. It shoots arrows at you. Little do you know, the arrows have heart stickers on the sides of the arrowhead.

 

uwaahhh...I bet Misery sama is really dominant and pushy. I'd let her use me as her punching bag any day. sugooooiiiiiii~

 

I said Curly because:
1) She is an android
2) She want to kill the doctor
3) She can fly with his machine gun