What Would You Do To The Person Above You

While I cannot expose the specs of my nefarious plan of what I would do to the person above me I can say that it whould involve:
1) a missile launcher
2) 2 sniper rifels
3) love and peace
4) 7 roles of duct tape
5) 100 miles of string
6) 8 vampires
7) 7 wooden stakes
8$ a rabid dire weasel
9) 40 platinum pieces
10) C4
11) Jimi Hendrex
12) an electric guitar
13) a fight to the death between Gandi and Godzilla (which Gandi whould inevitably win)
14) the destruction of the moon

Now, I let your disturbed imaginations run wild.

 

So you're planning on MacGyvering something to do something to the poster above you...?

= cuts in half with both swords before spinning in a full circle, causing a decapitation =

...

Sometimes I think I'm a bit violent. D:

 

Give a free subscription to violence rehabilitation centers.

@ Randolf reply with something interesting. In a very exaggerated manner.

 

I would try to find out Polaris's personal information using a mobile phone, two pieces of cake and a cup of tea.

Not creative.

 

Throw a sly pie in the above poster's eye, whilst mentioning that the cake is fake and the pie is a lie.

 

Accuse him of stealing my greatest poem.

 

Hopefully not get in trouble for posting


need about tree fitty

 

Teleport behind him and slip 4 very cold dollar coins in his shirt. Note reactions.

 

Tell him that he can't have tree fitty, and put that roast beef behind spirit-proof glass.

 

Demonstrate to him my ability to play a keyboard now that my second day of learning how to play has past.

The ultimate form of torture of which your feeble minds can barely conceive. Yes I am sadistic.

 

Hoodwink.
edit: DT is hoodwinking the whole forums. You can probably guess which word automatically gets turned into marklar.

 

Force him to join Skype once in a while. I mean, damn.

 

Invite over for a delightful tea party.

 

Draw together!

 

Say "why is your icon so depressing stop it aaaaaaaaa"

Then go to the supermarket to get a ridiculous amount of mangoes.

 

Tell him to avoid the ones in Aisle 4, go to Aisle 9 because for 70 more cents you get fresher mangoes less likely to give illnesses.

Then very nicely ask for one. Pleaseee~

 

Say ok, and give you one.

BUT LITTLE DID YOU KNO- yaknow what, nevermind.

 

Ask him to buy me a new avatar in the supermarket

 

Give a giant egg, then say in an ultra-deep voice that the creature in this egg shall grow to be the destroyer of ancients, and it will hold an important role in the history of Sparta. It is YOUR duty, Randolf, to be this creature's mother.

Then teleport away while giggling.

 

Yell into the sky "Why does it have to be this way D':>




I REALLY WANTED THAT CHILLY DOG GEDEMNET"