What would you do if you were trapped in the sealed camber?

Apr 6, 2009 at 12:30 AM
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Celtic Minstrel said:
Heh, good one.
He probably didn't come up with that one himself. I think I know where he got it from.

Slife said:
Look in the mirror, I see what I saw, I take the saw, cut the chair in half, take the halves, two halves make a hole, go through the hole and escape.
How many inches in a foot?
How many feet in a yard?
How many yards in a neighbourhood?

(Something tells me that you'll get the reference)
 
Apr 9, 2009 at 4:13 AM
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Camber?

Well, first I'd wonder how the hell I got in here....then ponder how much air's left, then start thinking about why I'm here, and then see how many games I could devise using a chair.
 
Apr 9, 2009 at 5:12 AM
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Good thing there is a chair there. Then I would only be bored, as opposed to going insane.
 
Apr 9, 2009 at 5:13 AM
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my life is already a chamber of pain and suffering.
 
Apr 9, 2009 at 8:02 AM
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whyme said:
my life is already a chamber of pain and suffering.
Your life is a torture chamber? That's pretty cool. You never know when a portable torture chamber might come in handy. :D
 
Apr 9, 2009 at 12:19 PM
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andwhyisit said:
Your life is a torture chamber? That's pretty cool. You never know when a portable torture chamber might come in handy. :D
Hey, where can I get that stuff? Not for myself, of course...
 
Apr 21, 2009 at 2:05 AM
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I am trapped in a seal camber, which is apparently a really square room. Not just the regular kind of square room, it's actually two-dimensional. Like Cave Story.
Okay, I'll assume I'm two-dimensional as well. And there's a 2D chair to sit in. However, the Free Man said I have nothing to sit in but a chair. So, that just means the chair is the only object in the camber that I can sit in. It's a fairly uncomfortable camber.
I will also assume that this camber is full of seals. I could make a bed out of the skin and bones of two of them, along with the chair. So that would give me some place to sleep while I plan a way out of the camber. I can eat seals, and get water out of them. On the second day of imprisonment, I will be making bone tools with which I can hack my way of the room. Unfortunately, the room runs out of oxygen while I'm making these tools. I and all the surviving seals die. It is now a dead seal camber, with a chair, a set of tools, and a bed. Then Quote breaks in and applies the Jellyfish Juice to the chair, and he finds another air tank.
God damn it, Quote. Why could you save everyone but me?
 
Apr 21, 2009 at 2:37 AM
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I'd re-enact everyones favorite Britany Spears music video.
And then just leave.
The way of Balrog.
 
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