What would you do if you were king of the world?

^tee hee
But if I were king of the world I would take a person and have plastic surgery do all the work.. Then wipe their memory, implant false ones and voila! A new person...

 

The traditional method of creating new people doesn't appeal to you?

 

The traditional method of creating new people doesn't appeal to you?

Oh Fab, this is why we love you.

 

If I were the king of the world
Tell you what I'd do -
Throw away the cars and the bars and the wars
And make sweet love to you

 

"It's a pretty good zoo," said young Gerald McGrew, and the fellow who runs it seems proud of it, too."
But if I ran the zoo, the New Zoo, McGrew Zoo, I'd see about making a change or two...
"So I'd open each cage. I'd unlock every pen, let the animals go, and start over again."

 

Oh yes also I would force Tchaikovsky, Homer, Dr. Seuss, The Lonely Island, The Flight of The Conchords, Eminem, Jon Stewart, Abraham Lincoln, Isaac Newton and The Barenaked Ladies to write me an epic song poem.

 

Oh yes also I would force Tchaikovsky, Homer, Dr. Seuss, The Lonely Island, The Flight of The Conchords, Eminem, Jon Stewart, Abraham Lincoln, Isaac Newton and The Barenaked Ladies to write me an epic song poem.

This is the best idea in the thread.

 

This is the best idea in the thread.

The worst idea. :J

 

The traditional method of creating new people doesn't appeal to you?

Haha no! Well actually I wouldn't really know, but beside that, I just didn't think it was that accurate is all... xD

 

I would have sex with every woman I see.

 

I would have sex with every woman I see.

I can't see that backfiring on you at all

 

Hmm... If I were king of the world...

It would be hard to explain, so I made it into a nine step process:

Step 1: create a kingdom (without me as the ruler)
Step 2: create a man with magical gifts, and a jealous king
Step 3: have the jealous king imprison the man w/ magical gifts
Step 4: have the man w/ magical gifts destroy the kingdom
Step 5: have the man w/ magical gifts's sister (who also has magical gifts) imprison him inside a giant floating island
Step 6: have the sister's daughter (who also has magical gifts) go to the man who has magical gifts and make him create an evil crown
Step 7: have killer robots try and get the crown
Step 8: create two robots out of them all who have souls
Step 9: make it into a video-game

LOL!
I would definitely hire some ppl that would make over a thousands of Cave Story.

 

Admittedly, I have very little experience in controlling a world, so I would spend much of my time determining what people are capable of managing separate regions of the world, then just let them take care of most of it. Then I would live in a library.

 

LOL!
I would definitely hire some ppl that would make over a thousands of Cave Story.

over a thousands, you say?
That's quite a lot of Cave Story.
I assume...

 

It's more than a singular plural, so... jeez, I don't know if the internets can hold that many Cave Stories.

 

If teh Internets were put under that much pressure from over a thousands of Cave Story...
They could explode!!!!1!1!!!1!1!1!!:eek:

 

If teh Internets were put under that much pressure from over a thousands of Cave Story...
They could explode!!!!1!1!!!1!1!1!!:eek:

Psh, are you kidding?

A single cave story is like 2mb. A thousand cave stories would just be about 2 gigabytes. And the internet can hold a lot more than 2 gigs.

So thousands, nay, millions of cave stories are plausible.

 

But each Cave Story would have its own fanbase and shitty WiiWare remake! Forget about the data, think of the IRL consequences!

Or... are we talking about this guy?

 

I would legalize prostitution.

 

Or... are we talking about this guy?

Let's hope not-- the internet can't hold that many of me