What would you do if you were king of the world?

I know some of you here have dictatorial tendencies so figured to post this thread to please you guys. I`d do the following:

(worldpeace, empowering subjects, public health, social welfare, happiness for everyone etc... of course...but I know that would bore you. So after the serious things I`d: )

1) I know I`d hire the best teachers from all around the world as my private teacher. I`d get a degree in almost everything. Great apetite for all mundial and mystcal knowledge (only if it`s positive and benevolent). What a waste of power, eh? It`s true though.

2) I`m not that into foods but I`d eat some fine things for sure

3) Hmm...I froze plus got to go asap...meanwhile...your turn

 

I would:
-Genetically engineer a catgirl.

 

I would get everything related to video games (games,consoles,accesories,merchandise well you get it).
And actually i cant think of anything else.

 

I'd genetically engineer a catgirl.

You realize you can just buy some cat ear headbands and tell a girl to meow (or "nyaa", as may be your preference).

So many things would go wrong with genetically engineering one.



If I was king I would make it so that I could feel my tongue and lower half of my face again (I shouldn't have to wait much longer now).

 

You'll be the first against the wall

 

Hmm... If I were king of the world...

It would be hard to explain, so I made it into a nine step process:

Step 1: create a kingdom (without me as the ruler)
Step 2: create a man with magical gifts, and a jealous king
Step 3: have the jealous king imprison the man w/ magical gifts
Step 4: have the man w/ magical gifts destroy the kingdom
Step 5: have the man w/ magical gifts's sister (who also has magical gifts) imprison him inside a giant floating island
Step 6: have the sister's daughter (who also has magical gifts) go to the man who has magical gifts and make him create an evil crown
Step 7: have killer robots try and get the crown
Step 8: create two robots out of them all who have souls
Step 9: make it into a video-game

 

Most of us don't have the slightest idea of how to manage a community, let alone the whole world.

I would probably get shit loads of assistants and such, because there's no way I could figure all the subtleties by myself. To be quite honest if any of us get such a title we would bring more bad than good. We would either be manipulated by current powers, get assassinated, or destabilize the economy by making drastic changes in just a few weeks.

 

I'd eliminate the human race.

 

I'd set up a decent democracy and step down.
But first I'd make juggling Earth's global pastime.

 

One of the things I would do is create my favorite places that dont exist! Like Laputa, Destiny Islands, Peachs Castle, Isle Delfino, the island in Doukutsu.. That would be cool.

 

Make everyone worship my feces

 

I'd eliminate the human race.

Furfag.
If I were king of the world, I'd put furries on reservations.

 

One of the things I would do is create my favorite places that dont exist! Like Laputa, Destiny Islands, Peachs Castle, Isle Delfino, the island in Doukutsu.. That would be cool.

Dont forget

1.make any character you pick be in real life.

2.get any power you wish (in my case. Sonic speed!)

and dont forget about:

1. Mobius

2. Hyrule

 

Dont forget

1.make any character you pick be in real life.

2.get any power you wish (in my case. Sonic speed!)

I don't understand how you could do this, even if you were the king of the world.

 

I don't understand how you could do this, even if you were the king of the world.

Have you ever been king of the world?
No.
So how you do you know?

 

Have you ever been king of the world?
No.
So how you do you know?

We don't have the technology for anything like that. It'd take years to develop, I think. Decades.

 

How do you know?
Have you ever been king of the world?

 

I was King of Everything for a while. Didn't get superpowers though.

 

Of course not!

If I was...

I would make a flag that has :J on it the international flag.

 

Furfag.
If I were king of the world, I'd put furries on reservations.

That's not my reason, you little...