What pisses you off?

Okay, big one here.

Advertisements.

Not like "aww I wanna see the show, I don't wanna watch ads," they genuinely piss me off. It makes me feel like corporations think we're just a swarm of mindless idiots they can trick into making money off of. Especially when they attempt to hide ads within something else, or lie that you're the "one millionth visitor to this site" every time you go to any webpage and such.

I hate corporate America.

 

Okay, big one here.

Advertisements.

Not like "aww I wanna see the show, I don't wanna watch ads," they genuinely piss me off. It makes me feel like corporations think we're just a swarm of mindless idiots they can trick into making money off of. Especially when they attempt to hide ads within something else, or lie that you're the "one millionth visitor to this site" every time you go to any webpage and such.

I hate corporate America.

It's appalling how stupid they think we are.

 

i hate how all cartoons/music/some movies/etc. have lost most, if not all, traces of originality or actual comedic content
i.e. new kids shows that are unwatchable because it's all lame, stupid, childish fart jokes.
i.e. games that are remakes or sequels of other games, worse still if they dont expand on the original, even more worse if they dont live up to whatever hype/standard was set.
another thing is movies that have little in common with the whatever they were based on, i.e. the new "The Last Airbender" movie. from what i've seen, about all it has is the plot in common, and only in a very general way.
the movie of Eragon: absolute trash if you read the book first.
Avatar may be good, because it was effing original

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Avatar ... was effing original

 

Okay, big one here.

Advertisements.

Not like "aww I wanna see the show, I don't wanna watch ads," they genuinely piss me off. It makes me feel like corporations think we're just a swarm of mindless idiots they can trick into making money off of. Especially when they attempt to hide ads within something else, or lie that you're the "one millionth visitor to this site" every time you go to any webpage and such.

I hate corporate America.

What's worse are the internet advertisements. Especially the famous ad that says "FUCK CHICS FROM UR AREA" and it just shows a random girl's picture near whatever town you're from. I mean, are there people that stupid? What sort of fucking dumbass believes shit like that?

 

Older people without computer experience, you wouldn't believe how many times I had to steer my mom away from that kind of stuff.

 

Older people without computer experience, you wouldn't believe how many times I had to steer my mom away from that kind of stuff.

Thank God my mom took computer classes...

 

Thank God my mom took computer classes...

My mom did too.

 

Avatar may be good, because it was effing original

Avatar? Original?

 

What's worse are the internet advertisements. Especially the famous ad that says "FUCK CHICS FROM UR AREA" and it just shows a random girl's picture near whatever town you're from. I mean, are there people that stupid? What sort of fucking dumbass believes shit like that?

Agh, I know. And you know what's even worse? Those windows that pop up behind your browser that are supposed to look like a chatroom with some random whore in it. I can't believe there are people out there who are desperate enough to believe it. And since they can afford to keep putting those ads out, that means people are actually falling for them, which just makes me sick.

 

Y'know how every time you download something from MediaFire it either gives you a popup or asks you to upgrade to a premium account? I'm sick of that.

 

- People who think that Cavestory wii is > Cavestory. It just bothers me.
- When one side of a pair of headphones is broken.
- Mice that aren't compatible with laptops.
- Attempting to type with the Wiimote on the internet channel.
- When a cat pukes on my bed.
- The 16 age limit for buying flash paper and flash cotton.

That's about it.

 

Landon, I still can't get over your name...Seriously. Landon.

 

I read "Landon" as "Lardon" at first.

 

I read "Landon" as "Lardon" at first.

I read it as Land on. As in, land on something after jumping.

 

Speaking of which, you mind if I Landon your mother tonight?

Dohohohohohoho!

No, seriously.

 

Only if I lard on yours...

Wait, what does it mean?

 

MMM fat sex

 

Lard on my mommy? Well, since it's her, you'd have to be tied up and handcuffed first... I hope you don't mind anal play. Well, seeing as how the people who deal with her USUALLY end up becoming goatse imitators, you'd probably have to really enjoy it for it to not end up as rape.

Oh well, regardless, sure.

 

Speaking of which, you mind if I Landon your mother tonight?

Dohohohohohoho!

No, seriously.

Only if I lard on yours...

Wait, what does it mean?

MMM fat sex

Lard on my mommy? Well, since it's her, you'd have to be tied up and handcuffed first... I hope you don't mind anal play. Well, seeing as how the people who deal with her USUALLY end up becoming goatse imitators, you'd probably have to really enjoy it for it to not end up as rape.

Oh well, regardless, sure.

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