What ISN'T sexy?

During my time on these forums I've noticed that most members (myself included) are capable of turning anything into something sexual, hence the random "Who's Sexy in Cave Story?" and "Kazuma: Gay for Quote?" and "What IS sexy?" threads and the inevitable derailment of pretty much all other threads. So now can y'all come up with anything that nobody on these forums will be able to warp into something sexual? It's a daunting task, rofl...

 

I don't think that can be done. I'd say "RHF64", but you sickos would still be able to rape that fucker, so yeah...

 

Your mum

 

incest with parents.

 

Oh, puh-LEASE! You're not even trying.

 

Kölsch.

 

Its kinda hard because some people even think that bagles are sexy.

 

Bagels ARE sexy. Especially when you get a banana.... *drools*
K but srsly I think the one thing that no one on this forum will touch is grannies. I know I'm about to be proven wrong and I'll regret it, but SERIOUSLY YOU GUYS. HAVE SOME DIGNITY.

 

HOT LESBIAN GRANDMA SEX.

Oh god... I think I just snapped.

 

... it's sexy.
Marius.

 

In some fucked up way it is...

 

Ha ha very funny you guys.
Potatoes. I bet no one here has a potato fetish.

 

No, but my friend tells me there are some people with a turky sandwich fetish.

 

Well they aren't on this forum so they don't count.
Okay, so far we have grannies and food (except cheese and bagels). Those aren't sexy. Anyone else? How about inflation? Anyone here into that (god I hope not)?

 

You forgot Kölsch.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kölsch_(beer)

 

You don't think beer is sexy. Good for you.

 

Wal-Mart fetish?

 

Old, fat, bored male greeters? YUM.
Maybe we should come up with some actually common fetishes that no one here has. Like the granny thing that I came up with, and no one has YAY.

 

Homestar Runner + Jackhammer + Elephantitis
D;
Make something sexy outta THAT.

 

Well, if you think jackhammers are sexy, the "elephantitis" part isn't hard to... well, Strong Sad.