• Hey everyone happy Christmas Eve we're aware of what's happened with the source code so to keep this simple absolutely don't post it on the site or use it to make mods with (it's not particularly preferable toward this end anyway) and tread lightly in general until we see how this settles, thanks to all and have a great holiday season -DT

What do you think the real reason why Jack wears glasses is?

What do you think is the real reason why Jack wears glasses?

  • He's a nerd and has to wear the obligatory eyewear

  • He got his eyes shot out in the war

  • He's a gay-ass hipster who's wearing them just because they look cool

  • He faps a lot

  • The glasses are actually bolted onto his head, meaning that he's a robot

  • He's literally begging to be shipped with King

  • They help to differentiate his appearance from Toroko's

  • Girls find him irresistibly hot with them

  • He's practicing his Filburt impression

  • Other...

  • He secretly wants to become the next Doctor

  • He gouged his eyes out with freshly picked carrots after reading Twilight

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Sep 29, 2015 at 10:50 PM
Camero
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He has a Jack fetish.
 
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