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New thingy:

I do not know what Jesus would like Klondike bars, but you will ring your mother's cheese.

 

What would Jesus do for a klondike bar? And then something about you sleeping with my mother?

 

New thingy:

I do not know what Jesus would like Klondike bars, but you will ring your mother's cheese.

"I don't know what Jesus would do for a Klondike bar, but I'd do your mom?"

 

"I don't know what Jesus would do for a Klondike bar, but I'd do your mom?"

Close. You got the first part right (before the comma).

 

I don't know what Jesus would do for a Klondike bar, but Cheese would do your mom?

 

Closer, but not quite.

Hint:

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The second part is more similar to the first than you think.

 

I don't know what Jesus would do for a Klondike bar, but I'd do Cheese's mom.

 

No, now you're getting farther away.

What I meant by the previous hint was:

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The second part is of the form "[person] would do [action] for a [noun]"

 

"...I would do your mom for a cheese", then?

 

Close enough.

It was "I don't know what Jesus would do for a Klondike bar, but he would do your mom for a wedge of cheese."

T-Jack gets to do the next translation.

 

Done in Lost in Translation, without the Asian languages:

Wave! good and that it comes with the place in the wall of the quarter, where burning fire the false cartoon they.

Hints shall be dropped throughout your guessing.

 

Oh alright I'll give it a shot...

"Hi! I'm glad that they burned that cartoon in the fourth fireplace."

I'm probably not even remotely close am I...

 

Whoa, I almost forgot about this (why do you ignore me?). Yes, cheese, you're totally off.

 

Well, Teej is dead, so let's try another one...

The next time you see here, I have shotgut, eat less!

 

Noo cluue.

The computer from my mother, I can talk crazy forum.

 

No, no, no. The rule for this one, I think, is you keep guessing until someone gets it right, then the guesser gets to make a new phrase.

 

Yes, Noxid is right. It's the ^, *, V one where you create a new one every post.

And I'll give you a hint about mine: it's a quote from a Broadway musical.