Jul 13, 2009 at 6:46 AM
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Age: 18
Pronouns: he/him
Call me a shameless /b/tard if you want (I'm not), I thought this was funny. Maybe I haven't been getting enough sleep lately.
I forget where I found these images.
Prepare yourself for the story of Sparta!
A warrior travels through Sparta. With Chinese subtitles, for some reason.
His Jamaican friend says, "Why the fuck are we riding through Sparta? This is madness!"
"You haven't seen madness, my Jamaican friend."
This is madness!
And this... is SPARTAAA!
This is still SPARTA!!
Even more SPARTAAA!!
Jesus Christ that was fucking scary!
Teletubby PAWNCH!
And so the warrior led his troop of soldiers through Sparta.
He was on a mission from God.
"God, Mr. Jamaican raised a good point. Why are we traveling through Sparta?"
To get my motherfucking Pablum! Don't wake me up again!
So, the king departed with his small army.
"...fucking sun god..."
On their journey through Sparta, they met allies.
"Who are these warriors," Leonidas said.
"I wanna see some pretty tough bastards to help me with this quest we're on."
"I am the hero of justice!"
"Then what about you?"
"I'm Harry Potter! "
"I'm not taking that fag with me."
"But I like this guy."
"Alright, now I will show you the warriors that you will be fighting alongside."
"Brothers!! Tell them what we are!!"
Andy Lau says, "I only want to be a good man!!"
So Leonidas finally reached the land of Pablum.
"Alright, let's do this."
"LEEROY JENKINS!"
"Omg he's going in."
"You don't know the power of the Dark Side."
"Only your hate can destroy me."
"Ah Jesus Christ what the fuck?!'
"Or... or a spear could destroy me."
"Actually I'm your father!!"
"Then where the fuck are all my child care payments?"
"Fuck it, I'm getting my Pablum!"
"Delta formation!"
Finally, the warriors face the KING OF EVIL.
It's you!
How are you gentlemen. All your Pablum are belong to us. You are on the way to destruction. You have no chance to survive make your time. Ha ha ha.
What you say!!
You shall not kill any of my doods, despite being in my base.
Take off every 'ZIG'!
How do I taken off every 'ZIG'?
You have no chance to survive make your time.
A little retarded but what the fuck ever.
I forget where I found these images.
Prepare yourself for the story of Sparta!
A warrior travels through Sparta. With Chinese subtitles, for some reason.
His Jamaican friend says, "Why the fuck are we riding through Sparta? This is madness!"
"You haven't seen madness, my Jamaican friend."
This is madness!
And this... is SPARTAAA!
This is still SPARTA!!
Even more SPARTAAA!!
Jesus Christ that was fucking scary!
Teletubby PAWNCH!
And so the warrior led his troop of soldiers through Sparta.
He was on a mission from God.
"God, Mr. Jamaican raised a good point. Why are we traveling through Sparta?"
To get my motherfucking Pablum! Don't wake me up again!
So, the king departed with his small army.
"...fucking sun god..."
On their journey through Sparta, they met allies.
"Who are these warriors," Leonidas said.
"I wanna see some pretty tough bastards to help me with this quest we're on."
"I am the hero of justice!"
"Then what about you?"
"I'm Harry Potter! "
"I'm not taking that fag with me."
"But I like this guy."
"Alright, now I will show you the warriors that you will be fighting alongside."
"Brothers!! Tell them what we are!!"
Andy Lau says, "I only want to be a good man!!"
So Leonidas finally reached the land of Pablum.
"Alright, let's do this."
"LEEROY JENKINS!"
"Omg he's going in."
"You don't know the power of the Dark Side."
"Only your hate can destroy me."
"Ah Jesus Christ what the fuck?!'
"Or... or a spear could destroy me."
"Actually I'm your father!!"
"Then where the fuck are all my child care payments?"
"Fuck it, I'm getting my Pablum!"
"Delta formation!"
Finally, the warriors face the KING OF EVIL.
It's you!
How are you gentlemen. All your Pablum are belong to us. You are on the way to destruction. You have no chance to survive make your time. Ha ha ha.
What you say!!
You shall not kill any of my doods, despite being in my base.
Take off every 'ZIG'!
How do I taken off every 'ZIG'?
You have no chance to survive make your time.
A little retarded but what the fuck ever.
