There is no problem that can't be solved by...

10/10 I didn't know there were cyborg pirate ninja Jews.
Doing this or this

 

-1/10 Niether of those solves anything. Ever.

Heavy-handed violence.

 

That only solves Link.

HIDING IN A BOX UNTIL IT IS ALL OVER.

 

Yeah... like doing this

is going to help.
Playing the Ocarina of Time

 

use spoilertags for huge images pl0x.

7/10 that could cause problems occasionally.

CRIT ROCKETS.

 

7/10 Explosives FTW
Swearing allegiance to- ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD!

 

10/10-ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD!

...Siccing QxC on it

 

4/10 Siccing?
Looking it up, getting off your ass and DOING SOMETHING ABOUT IT!

 

Siccing?

means to make you attack it

8/10 cant really think of anything wrong with that...

AIMING FOR ITS WEAK SPOT

 

5/10 OMG IT HAS NO WEAK SPOT!!!! FFFFFFFFF-

being Samus Aran

 

8/10 Until the fanboys attack...

Growing a beard.

 

9/10 unless your problem is an ugly beard.

Kicking merlinoboy in the face.

 

1/10 only works if your problems are merlinoboy

killing Chuck Norris

 

4/10 it would solve a lot of problems, but good luck actually doing it.

Calling an airstrike.

 

10/10 my cat is no longer stuck in a tree

A random number generator

 

10/10 This rating was chosen by random.org

carefully sneaking past it while your partner shoots it in the face.

 

8/10 a good plan unless your partner happens to be Dick Cheney.

pointing your penis at it

 

8/10 but not if your problem stems from having a penis (ie genital warts)

ignoring it until it goes away, like cancer.

 

1/10 - Rumblers can still kill you.

A structural ressonance device.

 

1/10 it don't work

playing a game called kill all humans where every time you kill something, someone in real life dies