The Ultimate Quest

Rules:
1.Just say whatever, as long as it goes to the story.
2. have fun!

You find yourself in a dungeon. The walls reek of moldy cheese. in front of you is a closed door. beside you is your trusty sword of kings. you have no recollection of who you are or what happened. what do you do?

 

>Search room for identical thread.
Item found!
Stored it in your INVENTORY.

 

Smash Door!

You got "doorknob and several splinters"!

Yay!

ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, friggin' splinters...

 

>Search room for identical thread.
Item found!
Stored it in your INVENTORY.

Really? I had no idea! i was just bored so i started this.

You find yourself in a hallway. There are 999,999,999,999,999,999 doors in it. in the middle of the hallway, is a bug. what do you do?

 

Talk to the bug.

If that doesn't do anything, then I pick door # 39,876

 

As a result of the bug, you now have 128 Master Balls.

 

>Search room for identical thread.
Item found!
Stored it in your INVENTORY.

You forgot this one

 

The master balls take up the majority of your attache case and make it very hard to move faster than a snail. Now what?

 

Quote now gives you his Booster v2.0! You can make faster than a snail. Now what?

 

Drop all masturballs, I don't think you'll be encountering any Pokemon soon...

 

Wild Sudowoodo appears! Now what?

 

Smack it in the face with your case and tell it to scram.

 

But your body doesn't listen!
Your body uses Harden instead!
Your blood pressure rose!
Now what?

 

Your blood pressure dropped, because all the blood went into--
USE SELFDESTRUCT!

 

Your body takes a nap instead.
Now what?

 

Enter a dream THE MATRIX.

 

Do a barrel roll!

I'm glad you explained what master balls are.

 

After you did a barrel roll, u find yourself in te middle of nowhere and then you found out u entered the Matrix, guys are runnin after you, what do you do?