The SPAM Thread

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My Dear friend,

Its been quite long since we heard from each other. Betrayal they say is the willful slaughter of hope. I have betrayed you my friend from the moment you responded to that email I sent to you some time ago., from that moment you accepted that lotto wining notice and then you sent me your name, address phone and account details.

From that moment I choose to betray you when you choose to trust me.I diverted the wining to myself.
I am so so sorry that you have lost a lot of money to claim this prize.

I am in a poor state of health now and i may have died from cancer before my Son send you this letter,but please accept the 760,000.00 dollars compensation as an attonement for my sin against you.

Please contact Mr. Wong L.Nohams based in Malaysia because I have given him instructions to deliver this money to you as soon as possible.

You can contact Mr. Wong L. Nohams on his email [ ] just tell him that you are contacting him under instruction from Code: MMPATU678 he will honor my WILL and pay you within 48hours. Forgive me this is all i ask for.

Regards
MMPATU678

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Dear Beloved in Christ,

I am Mrs. Oliva Baker an aging widow suffering from long time illness. I have
some funds I inherited from my late husband, the sum of US$8,400,000.00 and I
needed a very honest and God fearing Christian that will use the fund for
God's work, I found your email address from the internet and decided to
contact you. Please if you would be able to use the funds for the Lord's work,
kindly reply for further details.

Yours in the Lord,
Mrs. Oliva Baker

I like how many of these specifically target christians

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My Dearest,

Greetings to you my dear Brothers and Sisters the good people of this plain-net earth i am
writing you this e-mail not to disturb you but to ask for your assistant based on my
personality and my present condition in life and in particular what i intend doing for
CHARITY.
I am Mrs. Christy Walton the 2nd Richest Woman in the world am a great citizen of United
State of America, am bring to you a proposal which i want you to assist me with, i worth
$ 22.5 billion Dollars which rated me as the 2nd Richest Woman in the World.
As the going says Money is not everything on earth, is painful now to let the world now
know my present condition as a cry for help I have been suffering from a Heart disease for
the passed 22 years, now just few weeks ago my Doctors in America just told me now that is
time for me to die, and my Will been with my Lawyer which my Family is are where about. but
no body is are where about the 40% of my Bank Worth which is $9,000,000,000 (Nine Billion
United State Dollars).
I intend to give to CHARITY because have not seen anybody from my Family, Relations and
Friends which i trust can help me out, because i always have this DREAM to help CHARITY and
i have always promise my self that i most do this very big at my end time to CHARITY, can i
please trust you to help me give to CHARITY this heave amount of Money because i have just
2 Months left to die, as I write to you now am full of Tears as I await my death.
Please reply me back with your below details to enable us proceed further and please keep
this confidential.

1. Full Name: ………
2. Telephone Numbers: ……….
3. Your Age: …….
4. Your Sex: ………..
5. Your Occupation: …………
6. Your Country: …………
7. City: ……….
8. Your Home Address: …………….
9. Marital Status: …………….

God Bless You.

Mrs. Christy Walton

I get like 250 of these a month now

 

The first one made me think of a robot writing it because of the signature

 

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I haven't clicked the link, so I don't know what she would like to say ):

 

It's a gift

Damn, I just hate cliffhangers.
Or maybe she's really happy she can pronounce webpages, http:// and all?
Specially considering that last one is short several vowels.

 

Useful in Scrabble, I suppose...

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Let us keep record of how long it takes noxid to get his act together.

 

I don't get spam, unless you count that horrible chainmail garbage that makes everyone sick to their stomach. The worst part is everyone says it works. Idiots.

 

I was repurposing this thread to be about our forums spam.
BUT YES!

 

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You're one of the few 13 year olds I know of that isn't jumping into that kind of crap at this age. Congratulations. (Not sarcasm)

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They both have scarred me because I'm at such an early age for crap like that and will NEVER be buying ANYTHING like that

Only complete idiots buy stuff like that.

So...

Maybe your opinion will change.

 

For those interested in learning a little bit about spam, here's an informative post that also links to an interesting video of a spambot in action

scary stuff

 

What I don't get is why people even bother making spambots. It could be that people just think it's a funny prank, but that seems unlikely given the time/money that goes into it. Are companies actually dumb enough to think that spambots are good advertising for their business?

 

That's what I wonder too, especially when the posts they make that do advertise things make absolutely no sense and are just a bunch of words mashed together into unintelligible sentences.

 

What I don't get is why people even bother making spambots. It could be that people just think it's a funny prank, but that seems unlikely given the time/money that goes into it. Are companies actually dumb enough to think that spambots are good advertising for their business?

Apparently, more than you'd think

Granted this stat is for email spam, not forum spam. Still, if it exists, *someone* must be making money off of it.

e: additional info from wikiped

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Ah, so basically V and B are incredibly small, but the other values are large enough to make up for it, so the company actually does make a significant amount of money.