The Happy Birthday Thread

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*Ahem*, why are you here?
I believe this thread's about wishing happy birthdays...
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Hmmm...

Today is another birthday, this one being Moddex's {20}.
Happy Birthday!
And stuff.

 

doublepostdoublepostdoublepost

 

Oh

 

no, I hate it when

 

people double post!

 

Heheh...

Sorry, but your double post is in another castle. {At least, the one the rules are against}
Definition of Double Post.

 

xD

 

Because Urban Dictionary is the highest authority.

 

If I was Lace I wouldn't put a title here

Apparently so.
Anyways, today's birthday is Ghost {22}.
Happy Birthday.

 

Once a year we celebrate, with stupid hats and plastic plates,
The fact that you were able to make another trip around the sun.
And the whole clan gathers 'round gifts and laughter too will bound,
We let out a joyful sound and sing that stupid song.

Happy Birthday, now you're one year older.
Happy Birthday, your life still isn't over.
Happy Birthday, you did not accomplish much.
But you didn't die this year I guess that's good enough.

So let's drink to your fading health, and hope you don't remind yourself
Your chance of finding fame and wealth decrease with every year.
Does it feel like your doing laps, and eating food and taking naps,
And hoping that some day, perhaps, your life will hold some cheer?

Happy Birthday, what have you done that matters?
Happy Birthday, you're starting to get fatter.
Happy Birthday, it's downhill from now on.
Try not to remind yourself your best years are all gone.

If cryogenics were all free then you could live like Walt Disney and live
For all eternity inside a block of ice.
But instead your time is set this is the only life you get,
And though it hasen't ended yet some times you wish it MIGHT!

Happy Birthday, you wish you had more money.
Happy Birthday, your life's so sad it's funny.
Happy Birthday, how much more can you take?
But your friends are hungry so just cut the stupid cake.

 

Well that was certainly... Umm.... What?

 

FUNNY ME, BLAZER

 

If I were Lace, I wouldn't put a title here

You do realize that ur like the only forum member that actually titles ur posts?

 

You're talking about VoidMage_Lowell, right? He titles every one of his posts for no reason.
Anyway. The new happy birthday song. Is better.

 

I am VoidMage_Lowell and I titled this post.

You do realize that ur like the only forum member that actually titles ur posts?

Yeah, that was more like an inside joke.
Lace had a post earlier titled "If I was void I'd put a title here", so I was getting back at him.

You're talking about VoidMage_Lowell, right? He titles every one of his posts for no reason.

Meh, it's the same reason for why I use Comic Sans MS.
And title's give you a feel of what I'm thinking for the overall post.

Anyways, today's birthday is MathOnNapkins' {27}.
Happy Birthday. {Cue Captain's song}

 

Yeah, that was more like an inside joke.
Lace had a post earlier titled "If I was void I'd put a title here", so I was getting back at him.

No, see, you're an idiot. That's not an inside joke, and you know it. Everyone else does, at least.

 

Heheh...

It's a joke apparently only noticed between Lace and me.
By definition, that is an inside joke.

An inside joke is a joke formed between two or more people that no one other than those few people will ever understand until you explain it to them. And even when you do explain it to them, they may get the joke but may not find it even remotely amusing. People generally find inside jokes annoying, as the joke makes absolutley no sense on its own in any context. I find that most of the stupidest ones that have been formed by own group were formed by accident. Perhaps that is why most of them make absolutely no sense.

 

Urban Dictionary is not a real dictionary, and has no authority over anything or anyone.

 

Urban Dictionary is not a real dictionary, and has no authority over anything or anyone.

And neither do you!