The braggin thread

I just finished hell for the first time
i got 4'29'06
Got the toroko title screen
i wanted it more than kings so im well happy

 

My name is Kait.
I am the very reality in which you live.

Since I bend you to my every whim quite effortlessly, I bet a lot of people wonder just how Freudian that sort of thing is.

 

I am in the process of creating a line of 100% perfectly life-like female robots which will have countless different custom options, and in all sorts of ranges from loli to milf. When it comes to the physical these robo-females will be exactly like human females, but without all the huss and fuss of a human female. But they will have fully customizable personalities so if you are crazy and want one to act like a normal human female you have that option.

I am also working on an artificial womb which will create a fully grown human baby in 1 month when healthy sperm is put inside. But it only creates human males.

Working on these two things I know that myself and all other women will be deemed useless and no longer needed so I have also started work on an uncontrollable super virus that will spread very quickly and wipe out all human females on the planet within 2 weeks.

Knowing that I, as a female am vastly inferior to my male countparts and that a male would deserve more credit for my work hope that I would get at least a small remembrance of me and my work of killing all females such as a toilet, or maybe an outhouse.

 

I am in the process of creating a line of 100% perfectly life-like female robots which will have countless different custom options, and in all sorts of ranges from loli to milf. When it comes to the physical these robo-females will be exactly like human females, but without all the huss and fuss of a human female. But they will have fully customizable personalities so if you are crazy and want one to act like a normal human female you have that option.

I am also working on an artificial womb which will create a fully grown human baby in 1 month when healthy sperm is put inside. But it only creates human males.

Working on these two things I know that myself and all other women will be deemed useless and no longer needed so I have also started work on an uncontrollable super virus that will spread very quickly and wipe out all human females on the planet within 2 weeks.

Knowing that I, as a female am vastly inferior to my male countparts and that a male would deserve more credit for my work hope that I would get at least a small remembrance of me and my work of killing all females such as a toilet, or maybe an outhouse.

O_o

...and here I thought Kage's braggings were weird...

If this thread were a contest, you would have either just won or lost, I can't decide which.

 

I am in the process of creating a line of 100% perfectly life-like female robots which will have countless different custom options, and in all sorts of ranges from loli to milf. When it comes to the physical these robo-females will be exactly like human females, but without all the huss and fuss of a human female. But they will have fully customizable personalities so if you are crazy and want one to act like a normal human female you have that option.

I am also working on an artificial womb which will create a fully grown human baby in 1 month when healthy sperm is put inside. But it only creates human males.

Working on these two things I know that myself and all other women will be deemed useless and no longer needed so I have also started work on an uncontrollable super virus that will spread very quickly and wipe out all human females on the planet within 2 weeks.

Knowing that I, as a female am vastly inferior to my male countparts and that a male would deserve more credit for my work hope that I would get at least a small remembrance of me and my work of killing all females such as a toilet, or maybe an outhouse.

If this were TV Tropes, I would've given you a Made Of Win point. But since this is MGF, you get an internet. And a cookie.

 

Unless the robots can clean and cook, I'm not getting one.

 

Unless the robots can clean and cook, I'm not getting one.

Secretly it might be best if that were the only thing they could do. That would eliminate the need for the uncontrollable super virus. You know that one movie (I forget what it's called) with that divorced couple where she's all like "I don't want you to do the dishes, I want you to WANT to do the dishes!" and he's all like "Why would I want to do the dishes!?". Well I think she's wrong; I think what she really wants is not so much for him to want to do the dishes, but for him to want for her to not do the dishes (which, on some level, he might). But she wants the dishes to get done, and she wants for him to want the dishes to get done, so if we assume that only one of them can do the dishes, then it logically follows that she wants for him to want to do the dishes. However, the assumption that only one of them can do the dishes is not necessarily valid. If we introduce a cleaning/cooking robot into their lives, the problem is solved; neither of them has to do the dishes, and the dishes still get done. It's a win-win situation. Well, the robot doesn't win, but that doesn't matter because robots don't have feelings (with the exceptions of Quote, Curly, Wall-E, Eva, and that one robot from the movie "Artificial Intelligence").

 

I'm already half-cyborg... so I'll be fine.

 

So get a dishwasher, problem solved guys.

Well, the robot doesn't win, but that doesn't matter because robots don't have feelings (with the exceptions of Quote, Curly, Wall-E, Eva, and that one robot from the movie "Artificial Intelligence").

With the exceptions of every robot protagonist ever. Even quite a few antagonists.
Oh, and MS, you will need to submit naked pictures of yourself to Mirai Gamer. For science. We might forget what females look like in the future, and our robots will be nestled deep in the uncanny valley, so we'll need a point of reference.

 

How about you get the naked pictures yourself.

 

I will pay you in The Cure albums if you do it for me.

 

The Cure?

What is that?

I'm most likely fail for asking but...

 

You're not even good at being emo. Maybe you'll still make it as a chimney sweep in... oh, wait, it's not the industrial revolution and you're too fat. There is no hope, I suppose.
Back to robo-women, can you make furry ones too?

 

I was so close to cutting off your head.

Just...so...very...close...

 

I'm already half-cyborg... so I'll be fine.

No, the virus kills all non-robot females.

and our robots will be nestled deep in the uncanny valley, so we'll need a point of reference.

Don't worry about that, I fixed that in the beta stages.

Back to robo-women, can you make furry ones too?

Of course I could, but I am not going too. In fact the robo-women will have it programmed into them to kill every male furry on the planet since all the female ones will already be dead.

And, yes, of course they'll be able to cook and clean.

 

I am in the process of creating a line of 100% perfectly life-like female robots which will have countless different custom options, and in all sorts of ranges from loli to milf. When it comes to the physical these robo-females will be exactly like human females, but without all the huss and fuss of a human female. But they will have fully customizable personalities so if you are crazy and want one to act like a normal human female you have that option.

I am also working on an artificial womb which will create a fully grown human baby in 1 month when healthy sperm is put inside. But it only creates human males.

I already invented this, but because you're a woman and thus ignorant I guess you can't be blamed for not knowing. Still, since you obviously have been working on such a thing with no previous deep knowledge of my own magnificent endeavors, I guess your heart is in the right place, and you could be making progress on your own, so the thought is nice.

Working on these two things I know that myself and all other women will be deemed useless and no longer needed so I have also started work on an uncontrollable super virus that will spread very quickly and wipe out all human females on the planet within 2 weeks.

What? Are you stupi- oh right you're female sorz.

Well this is just dumb, because if we killed all females, WHO WOULD I RAPE? If we're left with just robots, which are often quite fine themselves, it wouldn't work because the act of mentally destroy and breaking down an innocent girl till she's nothing more than a sad, sad, living doll to play with as you please would be cheapened by the very fact you would no longer need to use special skills, methods, and mindsets to break them! Robots like that have no real feelings, which is certainly a fetish of mine, just illusions of feelings, but for a "real" woman to possess these traits is much more special - the journey is what counts! I mean, if you just give the robot a rapeable personality, it's just a convenient act and there's nothing really there, which is good a lot, but not always. I mean, you don't even need to do that, you can just give her an already "broken" personality via programming and you're done! It fucking ruins it since you could do that whenever and it doesn't even take any real effort or skill!

It's impossible to rape what you're trying to create anyway, there can't be two opinions on this matter. Rape is not about slating your sexual desires, it's about breaking your victim, watching her lose her resolve, crushing her will, violating her in every possible way, watching her pathetic squirms, looking into her lifeless eyes and enjoying your dominance over the thing that was once a living human with dreams and hopes, but is nothing more than a moving doll now. Can you do this to a robot? Of course not. Only I can break what was never there in the first place, but that's only because I'm awesome, and it's still not the same

Knowing that I, as a female am vastly inferior to my male countparts and that a male would deserve more credit for my work hope that I would get at least a small remembrance of me and my work of killing all females such as a toilet, or maybe an outhouse.

No. Shut up, whoreslave, your death is absolutely unnecessary and detrimental, as this idea is flawed, but most certainly a mark of genius nonetheless. Obviously, you are a man trapped in the body of a female. We must preserve your great intellect in the most valid and humane way imaginable; that is, having you undergo gender reassignment surgery into a productive and respectable trap, whether you consent to it or not. Why you didn't think of this as well, I can only believe is due to your current gender's inferior mental capacities.

Clap clap for you, Kage has been relatively impressed. Aren't you proud of yourself to be given this honor? I-I mean, it's not like I want you to live and made this post because I care about you or anything! Imbecile! If this life is too hard for you, then you can just go die like you want!

 

No, the virus kills all non-robot females.

Oh come on.

Why can't I be organic and save money by not buying new oil and batteries?


And also what Kage's long post said.

I like beeing able to freely choose my emotions.

 

Sometimes I think, "What would whyme be like if she could actually think coherently?" Now I know the answer: she would be you. As such, Kage, I will pay you in The Cure albums to keep your posts around whyme length so that we can study the similarities more effectively.

 

What?

When did I-


Let me guess...

"your consent is not neccesary or required"

Am I correct?

 

And also what Kage's long post said.

I like beeing able to freely choose my emotions.

I am implying that women are capable of freely choosing their emotions at any point, particularly ignoring their complete instability during their periods.

Classic Kage epic post followed by classic Whyme shitpost.

Sometimes I think, "What would whyme be like if she could actually think coherently?" Now I know the answer: she would be you. As such, Kage, I will pay you in The Cure albums to keep your posts around whyme length so that we can study the similarities more effectively.

Whyme's posts are defined by the fact that she cannot think coherently whatsoever, so I don't think that logic works. If she was capable of rational thought, she'd probably end up a fine, upstanding lass who was utterly disgusted by me and thus equally easy trollbait to how she is now.

I've never really listened to The Cure. Do you? Are they good? Do you want me to join your fandom so you have someone else to talk to regarding them or something?