The Ban game

Banned for berating a starving African child.

 

banned for being a starving african child

 

Banned for using a 'X' in a username.

 

Banned for using a 'X' in a username.

Banned for having a "Ultimate Sword of Extraordinary Magnitude". You could take someone's eye out with that!

 

Banned for being Ralphie's mother

 

Banned for having internets in your sig.

 

banned for being able to ban people for real.

 

Banned for wasting your current posts on this shitty thread.

 

Banned for making me realize that posting here doesn't increase my post count.

 

Banned for caring about post count.

 

Banned for having more posts then me and making me jealous

 

Banned for caring about caring about post count.

 

Banned for not writing a code block with a for loop in the above message and thus being annoying and inefficient

 

banned for repeated joke

 

Banned for calling this thread a joke
If you get banned in the thread you get banned in real life